An ex Cat

  Brian Denson called over earlier on and i said to him" i havent seen your Charlie since i got back from Tenerife" He didnt reply which had me wondering ,
  
Anyway turns out he had a tumour and had to be put down   
So i'm down to 3 part time cats, Claude dosent look too great lately either  

Brian is my favourite cat,  

Reading the above I thought Brian was the owner

Cats do own you, they choose you, they dont understand NO. one look and your done for

Poor wee Charlie Denson...I liked them two...and I've never even met them!   

Just told Lexie Charlie left town to live with his cousins in the country,  

Haha! Nice one Reg!   

Claude Denson has been looking a bit shabby, I saw him being taken to the vets in his travel cage,
Not bad news, he has a flea bite skin allergy, some tablets should sort him out hopefully,
Harry passed by earlier and he didnt look too bad, strange how one gets it and the other dosent.
I have a nice piece of ham for claude when he calls tomorro, unless Brian calls first  

Thought he had joined his cousins in the country, or will they all be joining him for a slice of ham?

Was it not Charlie that went to the great mouse field in the sky?

Yeh it was Charlie, Brians brother, them 2 are Harry and Claudes cousins, All of that lot are wealthy
They walk round our cul de sac like they own the place,
there is another cat called Tiger, but its that fat it never comes out, It lives in the far corner,
Must run in the family because its owner is Fat too, too many chips i bet,
So we have cats that are loaded fat cats, and a cat thats just fat for the hell of it,  

Good of you to categorise them for us...

Dont want you getting confused  

I like dogs. Patch chases his ball, we both get exercise.    And he wears his claws out on the tarmac, he dont like the wire clippers..........

The Denson cats are in for a shock, their parents are in Kenya for 3 weeks doing what christians do,
do gooding, and being smug and self righteous, They better hope no kent cuts their heads off,
We are away to Tenerife so the poor cats have got fat bird looking after them for a week until we get back,
If the Densons have left food for the cats fat bird will eat it, Harry Claude and Brian will go hungry,
Fat bird is a Christian too, but she doe's bugger all, well except eat,
Oh and she has a cat flap but her cat Tigger is that fat it cant get out, It sticks its head out tho

Mcqueen wrote:The Denson cats are in for a shock, their parents are in Kenya for 3 weeks doing what christians do,
do gooding, and being smug and self righteous, They better hope no kent cuts their heads off,
We are away to Tenerife so the poor cats have got fat bird looking after them for a week until we get back,
If the Densons have left food for the cats fat bird will eat it, Harry Claude and Brian will go hungry,
Fat bird is a Christian too, but she doe's bugger all, well except eat,
Oh and she has a cat flap but her cat Tigger is that fat it cant get out, It sticks its head out tho

There are 2 cats that live near us ,their owner has 2 cocker spaniels as well so the cats have taken to lodging next door to us, they are called Fred and George, now George was big mates with Bobby our Westie who died 8 years ago so he often pays us a social visit just to let us know he misses Bobby[ according to Val], we give him the odd piece of chicken and a drink and he brings us the odd mouse just to say thanks, next month next door are of to Turkey and we are of to Greece so it looks like they will just have to get matey with the spaniels or starve,

next episode, will the cats survive or will the dogs have their guts for breakfast, stay tuned and find out

Well done Bill, I like a good cat story,
Brian Denson called over this morning, He walks in and just collapses on the kitchen floor,
He looked ok and acted like nothing has happened while we have been away
Paul that lives over the other side had 1 of his dogs put down (Lurcher) last week,
He has a greyhound too, That thing looks a bit slack,
No sign of Claude yet ?

Very soon when i have them all caught on camera i will show the Denson gang
Brians easy and so is Claude, but the posh git is still nervous, although we had 10 minutes together this morning
I know you all excited but be patient

No idea why its in an ex cat

I'm going to take photos of all the weird feckin' cats round my gaff too... Mermaid doesn't like them. Sometimes they try to sneak in when she's hanging the washing out.

I only know the name of one...he's called Jasper.

Janet found Brian Denson layed out on her bed when she got home from work, A quick 8 hour kip