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Constipation.
Campbell Brodie-
- Posts : 59106
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Age : 69
Location : Scotland
- Post n°1
Constipation.
As Kev said on another post, I'm beginning to think I have serious constipation (Faecal Impaction). Remedy: I have just taken the first of 7 sachets of LAXIDO which I have and I will be taking the others at 3/4 hourly intervals. I have cleared a path from the living room to the toilet so there are no trip hazards etc. and the toilet door is open! Time will tell! (My abdomen hurts so much I've got to do something... )
Topdog-
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Age : 64
Location : England
- Post n°2
Re: Constipation.
Honestly Laxatee, it will work, good bit of health and safety work tho Cam, first line of teaching in Manual handling and risk assessing.
Campbell Brodie-
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- Post n°3
Re: Constipation.
I'm using LAXIDO because that is what I have to hand. I'm not going out to look for Laxatee, I need to be within dashing distance of a toilet!Topdog wrote:Honestly Laxatee, it will work, good bit of health and safety work tho Cam, first line of teaching in Manual handling and risk assessing.
Adam Mint-
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- Post n°4
Re: Constipation.
This forums lost the plot, it's just page after page of shite...
Campbell Brodie-
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- Post n°5
Re: Constipation.
Just taken the 4th sachet! I'll keep you posted!
3rdforum-
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Age : 53
Location : Ireland
- Post n°6
Re: Constipation.
Plenty of real orange juice.
Campbell Brodie-
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- Post n°7
Re: Constipation.
Really? Trish has just gone to Asda and that wasn't on the list!
Gypsy-
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- Post n°8
Re: Constipation.
Adam Mint wrote:This forums lost the plot, it's just page after page of shite...
Not yet it isn´t, we are still waiting for Cam to post the shite.
Campbell Brodie-
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- Post n°9
Re: Constipation.
Won't be long...sachet 5 has gone...
3rdforum-
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- Post n°10
Re: Constipation.
Yeah, Eileen works on a urology ward and thats what they give to constipated patients.The Lone Ranger wrote:Really? Trish has just gone to Asda and that wasn't on the list!
Campbell Brodie-
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- Post n°11
Re: Constipation.
I'll get some tomorrow. (I'm not leaving the house today... )
Mcqueen-
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- Post n°12
Re: Constipation.
5 blimey, you better hang on when it blows Your jax will be like a burst tomato
3rdforum-
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- Post n°13
Re: Constipation.
hope he doesn't have a low ceiling!
Campbell Brodie-
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- Post n°14
Re: Constipation.
Number 7 (the last!) has been swallowed! I've actually visited a few times already...
3rdforum-
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- Post n°15
Re: Constipation.
any relief?
Campbell Brodie-
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- Post n°16
Re: Constipation.
Yep! Stomach is easing already! I hope that's what it's been 'cos the feckin' Doctor doesn't know!
Mermaid-
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Location : Scotland
- Post n°17
Re: Constipation.
poor thing is starving,has not eaten anything today.
marbro8-
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Age : 63
Location : walsall west mids
- Post n°19
Re: Constipation.
do you take the kindle to the bog cam? when it does go it will be like vesuvius ,just another thought was this smiley modeled on you on the bog ?
Mcqueen-
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- Post n°20
Re: Constipation.
We have a bog smiley too
marbro8-
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- Post n°21
Re: Constipation.
ye but he doesn't seem to be putting as much effort in as the other oneMcqueen wrote:We have a bog smiley too
Mcqueen-
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- Post n°22
Re: Constipation.
End up with a torn rim if you try too hard, Ask me how i know Blady tablets,
marbro8-
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- Post n°23
Re: Constipation.
cus i've got crohns disease i aint ad a solid shit since 1997 so no fear of me getting oneMcqueen wrote:End up with a torn rim if you try too hard, Ask me how i know Blady tablets,
Campbell Brodie-
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- Post n°24
Re: Constipation.
marbro8 wrote:do you take the kindle to the bog cam? when it does go it will be like vesuvius ,just another thought was this smiley modeled on you on the bog ?
That's exactly how I looked before I took the sachets!
Mcqueen-
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- Post n°25
Re: Constipation.
We shall call you Skid Mark thenmarbro8 wrote:cus i've got crohns disease i aint ad a solid shit since 1997 so no fear of me getting oneMcqueen wrote:End up with a torn rim if you try too hard, Ask me how i know Blady tablets,
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