Cams operation

Would be interesting if Cam being a senior forum member could put a daily report on about whats is going on,
I know his mind maybe elswhere but i'm fairly sure he will be bored silly too, things like pain on a scale of 1 to 10, like 8 or 9 
 Mermaid could take his lappy in and also take it home so it dosent get robbed,
maybe a few photo's of things they have taken out etc.
I like things like that, front line of battles in the NHS,
Just a thought 

Agree totally, would be nice to hear about all the delicious food he will be served up, and how much it costs visitors to park. 

Seriously though Cam hope all goes well and you will be home quickly with the family, best wishes mate

Milk it Cam, it's not every day you get a bit of totty in a nurses uniform playing with your bits,,, enjoy...

What hospital are you going to? Might look it up on "Review my hospital" to see if its any good? 
e.g amount of fatalities per operation, amount of medical negligence cases etc etc 

Will we start a book on the outcome?

50/1 all goes well
25/1 Surgeon leaves his watch inside
15/1 Torn Rim
10/1 Phantom Pregnancy
4/11 He kicks the bucket?

Cheers folks, thanks for that! Tomorrow I start the "Moviprep" to clear the old bowels. 1st lot at 10:00am and 2nd lot at 2pm, so my last meal will be breakfast tomorrow until after the op when I can get a choice: Water, High calorie high protein drink (water with stuff in it), boiled sweet or a small jelly sweet, chewing gum. Canny feckin' wait, I'm salivating already!
We're going to have to prepare Macie for my sudden dashes to the loo, so Trish will let her know as she's walking her back to our house from nursery, as I'll be well into the first dose by then!

3rdforum wrote:Will we start a book on the outcome?

50/1 all goes well
25/1 Surgeon leaves his watch inside
15/1 Torn Rim
10/1 Phantom Pregnancy
4/11 He kicks the bucket?

Now where can I get a good bet for 11 bucks?

thanks for the laugh guys.Once I get rid of him to the hospital and he has had the Operation and I know how he is,I will update this thread.

Horrible you lot, what a nasty forum we have become......just out of interest what are the odds on septesima. Good Luck Campbell Brodie 1955 to 2015 RIP.

First glass of moviprep down the hatch...living room and toilet doors both open wide.

Just got the results off my bowel cancer test!!! all clear, think I need a holiday, 

 Wont be 15 to 1, not passing anything to tear it, 
While im Tenerife i have not has trouble with my rim, But this morning i thought eye eye i'm going to have trouble here so i slipped some anusol with the tube extension in and went off to do some cleaning, so i trailed of the the bins, the 900 euro's one just to get my moneys worth, Big mistake,
I had to dash back walking like a duck, nipping all the way, deep joy when i sat down 

searcher wrote:Just got the results off my bowel cancer test!!! all clear, think I need a holiday, 

Good!!

Mcqueen wrote: Wont be 15 to 1, not passing anything to tear it, 
While im Tenerife i have not has trouble with my rim, But this morning i thought eye eye i'm going to have trouble here so i slipped some anusol with the tube extension in and went off to do some cleaning, so i trailed of the the bins, the 900 euro's one just to get my moneys worth, Big mistake,
I had to dash back walking like a duck, nipping all the way, deep joy when i sat down 

Though that colon cleanse stuff might put it under pressure. Betcha its tighter than a feckin pinhead now

searcher wrote:Just got the results off my bowel cancer test!!! all clear, think I need a holiday, 

Nice one bill!

Mcqueen wrote: Wont be 15 to 1, not passing anything to tear it, 
While im Tenerife i have not has trouble with my rim, But this morning i thought eye eye i'm going to have trouble here so i slipped some anusol with the tube extension in and went off to do some cleaning, so i trailed of the the bins, the 900 euro's one just to get my moneys worth, Big mistake,
I had to dash back walking like a duck, nipping all the way, deep joy when i sat down 

I daren't go any further away than the living room!

Just got back from doctors, I was sat by a whole row of cancer leaflets, jeez. Anyway I went to have my ears syringed as my hearing has been getting worse and worse, for years to be fair. I have been pouring oil in them for a week and she asked had I had this done before to which I replied no. Turns out they are completely clear! No volume at all in left ear so now I have to see specialist. Hmmm, certainly getting my moneys worth from NHS now though, appointments last Saturday, today, Thursday and Friday week. 

Cant believe you got an appointment that fast

I hope all goes well Cam, but i have to admit reading this thread is a tonic for anyone, so funny.

3rdforum wrote:Cant believe you got an appointment that fast

No I got those last week, said I will get an ear appointment in the post.

Gypsy wrote:I hope all goes well Cam, but i have to admit reading this thread is a tonic for anyone, so funny.

Thanks Meryl! If you don't laugh, you cry...

I've just took a selfie to see if my hair turns grey in hospital by the time I come home...

Cheers Cam, that was the second one ,the first one wasn't quite right so had a re-test, think I could take up plastering now ,

searcher wrote:Cheers Cam, that was the second one ,the first one wasn't quite right so had a re-test, think I could take up plastering now ,

Good luck for tomorrow Cam everything will be fine ..