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    Get in the car!

    Gypsy
    Gypsy
     
     


    Spain Female Posts : 12655
    Join date : 2011-08-14

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    Post by Gypsy Thu 22 Dec 2016 - 9:18

    One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.
    "I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car", said the male driver.
    "No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.
    How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver?
    "No way", replied the irritated youngster.
    "What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY quid, eh"? quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
    "No, I'm not getting in the car!" answered the boy.
    "OK, I know what you want - I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies", the driver offered.
    "NO," screamed the boy.
    "What will it take to get you into the car"? asked the driver with a long sigh.

    The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda - you live with it !!!!!!!!!!!! Get in the car! 1f61c[size=0]
    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 30546
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 70
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 22 Dec 2016 - 9:22

    Get in the car! 3025408739 sounds like our Luke and Janets yellow Renault 4
    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 69
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 22 Dec 2016 - 18:24

    Get in the car! 3025408739 Get in the car! 3025408739

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