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    British woman falls off hotel balcony when having sex

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    Post by Gypsy Wed 23 Nov 2011 - 18:40

    This article which I found rather funny was in papers all around the globe 2 or 3 days ago yet it happened in Adeje and has only just been reported by the local newspapers today.

    http://www.typicallyspanish.com/news/publish/article_32740.shtml
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 23 Nov 2011 - 18:46

    Saw that this morning on AOL, Nothing wrong with a bit of outdoor activity, Brings a whole new meaning to get a grip lass, British woman falls off hotel balcony when having sex 1003453391
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 23 Nov 2011 - 18:55

    Balconys...dangerous things. Should have used protection...like a rope! Safe sex innit.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Wed 23 Nov 2011 - 18:56

    Haha, surely someone got a photo, I have a picture in my mind........British woman falls off hotel balcony when having sex 3707059870
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 23 Nov 2011 - 19:00

    Picture of some well placed flowers ? British woman falls off hotel balcony when having sex 3503583422
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    Post by Jimandsi Wed 23 Nov 2011 - 19:04


    Wonder whether she felt the earth move ? :what:
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 23 Nov 2011 - 19:07

    Obviously drunk, You wouldnt get your foot caught sober, British woman falls off hotel balcony when having sex 1498946960
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Wed 23 Nov 2011 - 19:07

    No spring chicken at 49 then?
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 23 Nov 2011 - 19:16

    I like where it says she was rescued by "the local police, National police and a fire crew" and probably a few score of people from the apartments round about! British woman falls off hotel balcony when having sex 3025408739
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Wed 23 Nov 2011 - 19:20

    Thats why someone must have a pic.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 23 Nov 2011 - 19:24

    It'll be on Facebook soon enough....
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 23 Nov 2011 - 19:32

    I bet he is feeling mighty proud, Her getting home in plaster, What happend to you British woman falls off hotel balcony when having sex 3077217049
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    Post by Mermaid Wed 23 Nov 2011 - 19:40

    I read about this 3 days ago and found it very funny.
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 23 Nov 2011 - 19:48

    I have safety nets round my appartment, Also full harnesses, (which chap your legs by the way)
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 23 Nov 2011 - 19:57

    Underdog wrote:I have safety nets round my appartment, Also full harnesses, (which chap your legs by the way)

    Safe sex is the future Reg...
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 23 Nov 2011 - 20:19

    Well it wasnt the past, Which is why i was a father at 18, no going back,
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 23 Nov 2011 - 20:29

    Disengage brain, engage ****. It's an old song that one mate.
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    Post by cunningham Wed 23 Nov 2011 - 20:32

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Balconys...dangerous things. Should have used protection...like a rope! Safe sex innit.
    i always pratice safe sex. just tied the oh to the bed. now i am off to yelas for another pint, or two.British woman falls off hotel balcony when having sex 2501716212
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    Post by Topdog Wed 23 Nov 2011 - 20:59

    Underdog wrote:I have safety nets round my appartment, Also full harnesses, (which chap your legs by the way)
    Not anymore I wore them out.
    What it doesn't tell you is she landed on a spike, legs akimbo, it took them 4 hours to wipe the smile off her face.
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