Ok guys, OH went to a certain Sports Shop and purchased for herself a nice new anorak with Adidas logos on it. Feeling guilty she then proceeds to buy a nice little blue T-shirt with same logo enblazened accross the front for me. Question is, is Patsy becoming a chav? Is she trying to drag me down to an even lower level? Will we be taking fertility pills? She has even been bringing home copies of The Sun. Are we in danger of becoming chavs? So peeps I need to be fore warned of the dangers in store. How do you spot a chav?
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Topdog
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How do you spot a chav?
Perfectspecimen-
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Cruella de Vil-
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You can spot a chav a mile off. Pink tracksuit bottoms, at least 10 hooped earings in each ear, rotten teeth, pushing a push chair with the shopping in from Poundland whilst the kid walks and a fleece with a polar bear on it 
Oh and a fag hanging out of their mouth
Oh and a fag hanging out of their mouth
Topdog-
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and the walk, they developed this because troosers round bum.
Mermaid-
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mobile phone glued to there big head :Angry 1:
Mcqueen-
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White trainers, white escort convertable, Midriff showing, belly button pierced,
pink track suit top, Husband called vince
pink track suit top, Husband called vince
Gypsy-
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Don´t forget the FAKE Burberry baseball cap, and the big gold chain (on the guys). All their children are deaf because in the supermarket they scream after them Oy Chantelle gerover ere.
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And don't forget their status dog, normally a Staffie, answering to the name of Shurrup.
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Blimey, my dogs called Shurrup. He thinks he owns the road outside. If someone dares walk by he's at em, and if horses go by its like WW3 starting up. Patsy has a black VW Beetle, is that chav? I know its effing useless.
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Perfectspecimen wrote:Blimey, my dogs called Shurrup. He thinks he owns the road outside. If someone dares walk by he's at em, and if horses go by its like WW3 starting up. Patsy has a black VW Beetle, is that chav? I know its effing useless.
No a chav car will look something like this
or in Tenerife like this to make lots of noise - the Spanish love noise
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Obviously that is a Chav on the nick, because they wouldn't live in a bungalow or house.
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He lives with granny now cos theres no room in the 4 bed council house with his 11 half brothers and sisters. He and his bitch Kieghley are on the waiting list though as she's having twins and says they they are both his.Topdog wrote:Obviously that is a Chav on the nick, because they wouldn't live in a bungalow or house.
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