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    mmmm, wonder where Vince has been today...

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    Post by Adam Mint Fri 28 Jul 2017 - 18:58

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-40753884
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 28 Jul 2017 - 19:01

    That's not a range rover that was towing that was it?
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    Post by Adam Mint Fri 28 Jul 2017 - 19:06

    No a Toyota, but basically Range Rover size...
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 28 Jul 2017 - 19:28

    Is that allowed? I thought there was some law or other about the vehicle being towed can't be heavier than the towing vehicle...or is that blox? mmmm, wonder where Vince has been today... 3561243520
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    Post by Adam Mint Fri 28 Jul 2017 - 19:37

    Lots of rules apply, ask Vince...
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    Look at point 5...
    https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/towing-a-trailer-with-a-car-or-van/towing-a-trailer-with-a-car-or-van-the-basics
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    Post by Adam Mint Fri 28 Jul 2017 - 19:38

    One rule that most overlook is point 6, tachographs.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 28 Jul 2017 - 19:44

    Ah, so the size matters more than the weight depending on towing vehicle weight.
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    Post by Adam Mint Fri 28 Jul 2017 - 20:05

    The No it's a combination, let's say in this case the trailer was specifically designed to carry the boat then it can tow a trailer over 7 meters long, but then the vehicles load capacity comes in to play, each vehicle has a plate as shown below attached somewhere, the first weight is the vehicles max weight, the second it's max train weight (vehicle plus trailer) max weight, the third weight is maximum front axle loading and the forth weight maximum rear axle loading...

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 28 Jul 2017 - 20:20

    Got you, ta... mmmm, wonder where Vince has been today... 294053457
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    Post by Adam Mint Fri 28 Jul 2017 - 20:24

    Good, now don't be going attaching a big canal boat to your wee van or car,,, leave that to Vince...
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    Post by Mcqueen Fri 28 Jul 2017 - 20:34

    Vince called at my house with a gantry on a trailer mmmm, wonder where Vince has been today... 1498946960 it went dark when he arrived  mmmm, wonder where Vince has been today... 3025408739
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 28 Jul 2017 - 20:45

    Where the feck is he? mmmm, wonder where Vince has been today... 3275847336
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    Post by Mcqueen Fri 28 Jul 2017 - 20:46

    A9
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 28 Jul 2017 - 20:47

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    Post by Adam Mint Fri 28 Jul 2017 - 22:35

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    Post by Perfectspecimen Mon 7 Aug 2017 - 10:59

    Hmmm, cheeky feckers. mmmm, wonder where Vince has been today... 506932706 
    I could be wrong but that looks like about 5 tons to me. Highly illegal. Heaviest thing I have towed would be my VW LT when I bought it down South coast, New Forest way. About 2 tons. That was with an un-braked A-Frame on a Peugeot Boxer. Grey area legal wise but I didnt get caught. mmmm, wonder where Vince has been today... 3025408739  Biggest boat 26 foot, about 1.5 tons,ish. One wooden one and one plastic one that I still have. Weight distribution over the axle is key, get it wrong and thats what happens.
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    Post by Topdog Mon 7 Aug 2017 - 15:53

    Heaviest thing i have towed is VINCE
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 8 Aug 2017 - 0:26

    Lucky for you you live at bottom of the hill then.
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    Post by Adam Mint Tue 15 Aug 2017 - 15:08

    Vince strikes again...

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-40929625/stuck-container-ship-in-hot-water

    http://deredactie.be/cm/vrtnieuws.english/News/1.3046711#

    They got it refloated on high tide last night...

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Tue 15 Aug 2017 - 15:43

    How do you go "straight ahead in a curve"? mmmm, wonder where Vince has been today... 3275847336
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    Post by Topdog Tue 15 Aug 2017 - 15:58

    I knew a nice woman with lovely curves, i went straight ahead
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    Post by Adam Mint Tue 15 Aug 2017 - 16:56

    Campbell Brodie wrote:How do you go "straight ahead in a curve"? mmmm, wonder where Vince has been today... 3275847336

    Says in second article technical but doesn't say what...
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 15 Aug 2017 - 17:54

    It was supposed to turn to port (left) to go round a curve in the river but went straight on. Simples. Freight train has derailed near me, causing chaos for those rich bar stewards who can afford to use trains.  mmmm, wonder where Vince has been today... 3025408739
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Tue 15 Aug 2017 - 18:25

    Captain Sanders has cleared that up! mmmm, wonder where Vince has been today... 3025408739 mmmm, wonder where Vince has been today... 294053457
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    Post by Adam Mint Tue 15 Aug 2017 - 18:44

    Perfectspecimen wrote:It was supposed to turn to port (left) to go round a curve in the river but went straight on. Simples. Freight train has derailed near me, causing chaos for those rich bar stewards who can afford to use trains.  mmmm, wonder where Vince has been today... 3025408739

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-cambridgeshire-40930762/a-derailed-freight-train-has-caused-chaos-on-services-across-the-east-of-england

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