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    Cats - I bloody hate them !

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    England Male Posts : 1361
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    Post by Jimandsi Tue 29 Nov 2011 - 14:44


    Why do the next door neighbour's cats insist on climbing over our fence every day and shitting in our shrubbery ? :Angry 1:


    The best deterrent I found so far is dried up tea bags soaked in Jeyes Fluid - as they don't seem to like the lingering smell.


    We've even got a dog, but he's bloody useless and is either fast asleep or far too busy chasing the postman.


    Any ideas anyone ?

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    Ireland Male Posts : 22953
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    Post by 3rdforum Tue 29 Nov 2011 - 14:54

    abucket of water if you're fast enough! Cats - I bloody hate them ! 3025408739
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    Post by Gypsy Tue 29 Nov 2011 - 15:04

    Buy a trap, catch the cat then dump it miles from home so it has to use someone else's garden.
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    Post by 3rdforum Tue 29 Nov 2011 - 15:30

    Gypsy, I've said before, you have a cunning mind! As Blackadder said, "You could hang a tail on it and call it a weasel" Cats - I bloody hate them ! 3025408739 Cats - I bloody hate them ! 3025408739
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    Post by Cruella de Vil Tue 29 Nov 2011 - 15:36

    I thought it was me that had the cunning mind 3F?? Cats - I bloody hate them ! 506932706

    Jimbo, just think of all the free fertilizer you are getting for your garden!! Cats - I bloody hate them ! 3077217049
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    Ireland Male Posts : 22953
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    Post by 3rdforum Tue 29 Nov 2011 - 18:51

    Was it you I said that to Cru? I'm losing it Cats - I bloody hate them ! 416843720. It must be that I subconsiously think all women are devious! Cats - I bloody hate them ! 3025408739
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    Post by Cruella de Vil Tue 29 Nov 2011 - 19:01

    Yes you are loosing it Cats - I bloody hate them ! 2419626307
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    Wales Male Posts : 3211
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    Post by cunningham Tue 29 Nov 2011 - 19:04

    3rdforum wrote:Gypsy, I've said before, you have a cunning mind! As Blackadder said, "You could hang a tail on it and call it a weasel" Cats - I bloody hate them ! 3025408739 Cats - I bloody hate them ! 3025408739
    and i have said this before, if you can catch a weasel asleep you can piss in its ear, bear that in mind, all you kids on here.woolywatsit and the other tosser you know who you are.
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    Post by Gypsy Tue 29 Nov 2011 - 19:11

    Howard - What are you doing here, you have got your Crap Room, now go and talk ....... or you will feel the back of my hand across your good ear Cats - I bloody hate them ! 506932706
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    Post by cunningham Wed 30 Nov 2011 - 12:58

    Gypsy wrote:Howard - What are you doing here, you have got your Crap Room, now go and talk ....... or you will feel the back of my hand across your good ear Cats - I bloody hate them ! 506932706
    good afternoon mum nice of you to join me and my lurking friends.Cats - I bloody hate them ! 3025408739 i just found that chat room,been talking to myself and still got a load of abuse.Cats - I bloody hate them ! 2839888827
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 30 Nov 2011 - 13:01

    Afternoon Howard, What chat room Cats - I bloody hate them ! 1695130124 Cats - I bloody hate them ! 3025408739
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    Post by cunningham Wed 30 Nov 2011 - 13:05

    Underdog wrote:Afternoon Howard, What chat room Cats - I bloody hate them ! 1695130124 Cats - I bloody hate them ! 3025408739
    hi reg, click on home scrol down to bottom it says chat box.
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 30 Nov 2011 - 13:16

    cunningham wrote:
    Underdog wrote:Afternoon Howard, What chat room Cats - I bloody hate them ! 1695130124 Cats - I bloody hate them ! 3025408739
    hi reg, click on home scrol down to bottom it says chat box.

    But i like it here, Cats - I bloody hate them ! 871748619
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Wed 30 Nov 2011 - 18:36

    So do I, we dont need a crap box to chat.

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