Bit of a shed...

Above reminds me of this one, rep from company we bought our oil and fuel from is in seeing me one day, meeting over I walk with him to his car (a nice Mercedes), as we approach the car I can't help but notice two Tom and Jerry cartoon style bullit holes in the roof, holes were about inch and a half diameter, I ask what's that about... Their engineer was installing a new oil tank at a customers premisies, he phones office to say not enough piping had been supplied to do the job, rep says I ant busy I'll go collect it for you to save you coming off job, pipes collected he's got them sticking out passenger side front window as they are to long to fit in car, he had to brake suddenly, pipes shoot out of window, dig in to road which in turn shoots them through the roof,,, he says they missed his head by inches...