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Someone told me to redeem myself once, feck off i said your only getting £2200 for the car
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Wonder who kept a diary for all these events ?
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Here's that 4th guy again...
A NEW gospel suggests that Jesus’s birth was visited by a fourth wise man who gave him a Lynx Africa gift set.
Theologian Dr Helen Archer found verses on a fragment of lambskin parchment which mention the fourth Magi, named Karsudan, for the first time.
She said: “In translation, it reads ‘And in the time of Herod wise men from the East came to pay homage to the child born King of the Jews.’
“‘Opening their treasure chests, they offered him gold, frankincense and myrrh. And the fourth said I have a gift for when He is older.
“‘For in adolescence even the Lamb of God shall develop bodily odour, and this body spray and shower gel gift set shall make Him smell vaguely spicy as to all other men.’”
Archer added: “This may link with the fragments we have in the Gnostic gospels, which speak of a great king ‘who saw not the rising of the Messiah’s star and consequently left his lands in much haste, vowing to pick something up on the way’.
“And thus the traditions of Christmas began.”
A NEW gospel suggests that Jesus’s birth was visited by a fourth wise man who gave him a Lynx Africa gift set.
Theologian Dr Helen Archer found verses on a fragment of lambskin parchment which mention the fourth Magi, named Karsudan, for the first time.
She said: “In translation, it reads ‘And in the time of Herod wise men from the East came to pay homage to the child born King of the Jews.’
“‘Opening their treasure chests, they offered him gold, frankincense and myrrh. And the fourth said I have a gift for when He is older.
“‘For in adolescence even the Lamb of God shall develop bodily odour, and this body spray and shower gel gift set shall make Him smell vaguely spicy as to all other men.’”
Archer added: “This may link with the fragments we have in the Gnostic gospels, which speak of a great king ‘who saw not the rising of the Messiah’s star and consequently left his lands in much haste, vowing to pick something up on the way’.
“And thus the traditions of Christmas began.”
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Every year I get that same crap. 
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Who does this guy think he is,, God ?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-50964548/pope-francis-slaps-pilgrim-s-hand-after-she-yanks-his-arm
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-50964548/pope-francis-slaps-pilgrim-s-hand-after-she-yanks-his-arm
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If she had been a 10 year old boy he would have held hands
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One of the DUP MP's up north said the coronavirus was a plague sent by Jesus to eradicate sinners. Hope the kent gets it. 
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3rdforum wrote:One of the DUP MP's up north said the coronavirus was a plague sent by Jesus to eradicate sinners. Hope the kent gets it.
He probably still believes in witches...
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Was just saying to Val that the reason Ulster has so few covid19 cases is because they have had social distancing for hundreds of years
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You're joking Bill, they will be firing catapults with gobs of spit across the peace wall .
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