What are you doing today??

Had a couple of mates who drove there frequently at weekends from Edinburgh when we were in our early twenties, they just loved the place, one of them Gordon was in to his whiskies and Burns, hotel, they stayed in barman/owner would get pissed with them, then when he got pissed it was serve yourself and put money in till...

Gordon got married age twenty five, two weeks later we're all back same church for a memorial service, died on honeymoon in Spain,  pancreas, his body was never returned to uk, aged twenty five back then who cared about holiday insurance...

Nice view of Ben Wyvis as we travelled up today. I got this when we got caught up in a traffic accident. Luckily no injuries. A lady said one of her contact lenses dropped and she was looking for it when she crossed over median and had a head-on collision with car going other way. She may be telling the truth but I suspect the police will have a wee look at her phone to see if any texting was going on at the time of the accident...

Went out for an indian meal with pals. Had a vindaloo. Feckin sweat was pumpin!!

Working again today this run down to retirement is not going to plan

Prince Philip has missed the Easter service at Windsor doe's anybody give a feck   
Dead man walking, If he didnt have a team of Doctors and surgeons following him about he would have died years ago, how much will that cost to plant him  state service my arse  

We had a miracle in our street today, Lenny the rag doll cat that went missing 3 weeks ago has been living under Luke's shed where the foxes were born 2 years ago, I thought i saw him a week ago but he ran off, so i thought nah it wasnt him, but Luke said when he went for a run at 5.30 he was sat at his old house, he ran off again, so later we saw him down the garden and got a photo, i sent it to Toni and he said yes it was him, he is still under the shed and wont come out

Today Mathew I've been waiting on Cam posting this...

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Actually a bit taken aback, there are eventually some good ones, don't tell Reg...

Been putting down DPC on floor of my new she'd. Insulation boards and play on top. Might insulate walls and roof. Plan is to add to the empire and start spraying kitchens.

Janets birthday so were off to York shopping 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANET x

Cold and wet in York      Let Janet off the leash then bezzed home

Janets off today so i dont know the plan yet,

Mcqueen wrote:Janets off today so i dont know the plan yet,

You will do as you are told as usual .

Lucky for me Kylie is off work too so the pair of them when out to test Masons new push chair, my old pal George called in his Morris 1000 he has just restored, we went out for a drive and it broke down, i couldnt hear the fuel pump so i said open the bonnet and twat it one, so he did and it burst into life, happy days  

Shirley just rang again. Shes a bit persistent so I asked her to come round and give me a blow job. She must know where I live cos she keeps going on about my IP address, guess thats short for internet prostitute, she seems to be interested in the contents of my wallet so you never know.....

Where's Patsy gone?

Today I bought some Tenerife tickets. Favourite airline TUI of course. Been watching the prices for a week or so. Birmingham was the preferred option with EMA second and they were £89 then. Couple of days back they were £79, getting warmer! Looked today and EMA had gone down to £69 and Birmingham had gone to £100 so I steamed in quick. EMA it is then, 24th April for a week. Me and Jack are going so I have splashed out a further 52€ for a car with Autoreisen. Last time I had a rather bland looking SEAT Ibiza in stunning white but I was pleasantly surprised, a lovely car to drive.  

Depends on the girls Lexie still has her fingers taped together so may not go to gymnastics,
we collect Lilly while we are over there but the parents are at war again so that may not happen
If they all end up here then Mason will join in, he has taken up dismanteling things and leaves a trail of devastation behind him, Happy days

Don't know yet. Might go somehere for lunch.

Just back from watching football, what was that about,,, first 15 minutes it's 50/50 then City get a goal then an other and dominate next 30 minutes, then we (United) come out second half and knock two in, then a third,,, pub was going mental...

Church first then read the papers, then Luke is taking me out for lunch, 

I joined that Church of Scientology, so this morning I've been looking at the Periodic Table of the Elements...

Yeh read that last year, average

Work.