English, Irish and Scottish blokes fresh out of nick go to company for a job.
All sat in waiting room , Jock says "what shall we say, if they have our real names, no job"
Limey says, "look out the window at a shop name and give that.
I will go first", said the Englishman.
He comes out and says start Monday , building site over the road.
Looked out the window and said my name is Woolworth, F.W.
Scotsman went in, bloke said "name" he said "Mark", bloke said "Last name", "Spencer", said Jock.
"Monday 8am building site over the road. Jock went out and told Paddy it was doddle and what he had said.
Paddy went in, bloke said "name", Paddy said, "KEN", bloke said "surname", Paddy replied, "tuckyfried chicken"
All sat in waiting room , Jock says "what shall we say, if they have our real names, no job"
Limey says, "look out the window at a shop name and give that.
I will go first", said the Englishman.
He comes out and says start Monday , building site over the road.
Looked out the window and said my name is Woolworth, F.W.
Scotsman went in, bloke said "name" he said "Mark", bloke said "Last name", "Spencer", said Jock.
"Monday 8am building site over the road. Jock went out and told Paddy it was doddle and what he had said.
Paddy went in, bloke said "name", Paddy said, "KEN", bloke said "surname", Paddy replied, "tuckyfried chicken"
