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    Paddy in New York...

    Cruella de Vil
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    Spain Female Posts : 3067
    Join date : 2011-08-22
    Age : 68
    Location : Somewhere in the Atlantic
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    Paddy in New York... Empty Paddy in New York...

    Post by Cruella de Vil Wed 7 Dec 2011 - 15:58

    Paddy was in New York .

    He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, "Okay, pedestrians. " Then he'd allow the traffic to pass.

    He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.

    After the cop had shouted, "Pedestrians! " for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, "Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?"
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    Spain Female Posts : 3067
    Join date : 2011-08-22
    Age : 68
    Location : Somewhere in the Atlantic
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    Paddy in New York... Empty Re: Paddy in New York...

    Post by Cruella de Vil Wed 7 Dec 2011 - 16:01

    Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."

    "Oh yeah?" said Charlie , "And how did this one end?"

    "When it was over," Mike replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees."

    "Really," said Charles, "Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

    She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken."
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