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Pack your winter woolies, it cloudy, grey and only 24C. I've got a jumper on and long trouser :sulk1:

Gypsy wrote:Pack your winter woolies, it cloudy, grey and only 24C. I've got a jumper on and long trouser

You big Jessie! 24C? We don't get that in the summer! BS has the North sea winds roaring into him, he won't be taking any woolies.

Gypsy wrote:Pack your winter woolies, it cloudy, grey and only 24C. I've got a jumper on and long trouser

its perfect mum, just right for waliking along the prom doing a nobhead check.

cunningham wrote: its perfect mum, just right for waliking along the prom doing a nobhead check.

Hi Howard, what's the itinerary for today then?

The Lone Ranger wrote:

Hi Howard, what's the itinerary for today then?

much the same as every day out about 0830 walk past spar draw money out of santander,walk round the back of graciosa,count the illegal camper vans next to costamar,along the prom,sometimes carry onto la for breakfast at montana,2.75 euroes including a very good coffee.sometimes call at mercadona,thats a ballacre,i have a coffee at cafe outside whilst eileen goes in.how far we walk depends on how hot it is.back to digs for lunch.mess about on laptop,eileen reads or does a jig saw,sometimes have a nap like us old folk do.1600 hrs its down to yelas bar geriatric binge drinking society.till god knows when.back up to digs for tea.shower. then when that im a nobhead get me out of here comes on at 2100 hrs its out again.past mirador strip pest-ed to death by the pr's, round past costamar and Paloma beach strip, same shite crappy okee.past big ben,sometimes push the boat out and treat myself to a pint of old speckled hen,wifes not to keen on me suppin that,she says it makes me aggressive.carry on along the prom,nobhead check.back up general franco avenue,have a bo peep at apollo center,night cap at yelas, back up to digs.mess about on lap top and upset whoever reads the crap i put on tff. footbal saturdays snooker sunday afternoon and an hour monday night.and when the wife goes home i enjoy myself.well you did ask cam. and a pound to a pinch of shite my mum shifts this somewhere else.

Oh aren't we the comedians lol

24 degress we don't even get that on a summers here in Blyth, that's positively tropical for us you lucky residents might need sleeves on a night but to us 16/17 degrees is melting we are having to leave the heating on over night here its that cold.

We we've had this for a fortnight our friend who looks after the apartment we rent on TRG emailed us the other Saturday trying to remind me to pack a jumper for me & a cardi for my better half, actaully has me for a second until his last line "it's 24 degrees here lol"


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cunningham wrote: much the same as every day out about 0830 walk past spar draw money out of santander,walk round the back of graciosa,count the illegal camper vans next to costamar,along the prom,sometimes carry onto la for breakfast at montana,2.75 euroes including a very good coffee.sometimes call at mercadona,thats a ballacre,i have a coffee at cafe outside whilst eileen goes in.how far we walk depends on how hot it is.back to digs for lunch.mess about on laptop,eileen reads or does a jig saw,sometimes have a nap like us old folk do.1600 hrs its down to yelas bar geriatric binge drinking society.till god knows when.back up to digs for tea.shower. then when that im a nobhead get me out of here comes on at 2100 hrs its out again.past mirador strip pest-ed to death by the pr's, round past costamar and Paloma beach strip, same shite crappy okee.past big ben,sometimes push the boat out and treat myself to a pint of old speckled hen,wifes not to keen on me suppin that,she says it makes me aggressive.carry on along the prom,nobhead check.back up general franco avenue,have a bo peep at apollo center,night cap at yelas, back up to digs.mess about on lap top and upset whoever reads the crap i put on tff. footbal saturdays snooker sunday afternoon and an hour monday night.and when the wife goes home i enjoy myself.well you did ask cam. and a pound to a pinch of shite my mum shifts this somewhere else.

Thanks Howard, that was very informative, now people know where to go and at what time to rob you.

The Lone Ranger wrote:

Thanks Howard, that was very informative, now people know where to go and at what time to rob you.

i have nowt to rob now cam drawn it all out prior to closing my account next week.

The Lone Ranger wrote:

Thanks Howard, that was very informative, now people know where to go and at what time to rob you.

Or Avoid or just give a jolly good beating to .

cunningham wrote: i have nowt to rob now cam drawn it all out prior to closing my account next week.

They charge €24 for closing your account you know Howard!

Cruella de Vil wrote:



They charge €24 for closing your account you know Howard!

i dont think that applies in uk linda, if it does i will leave it open with nowt in it ,robin bar stewards.

Topdog wrote:
Or Avoid or just give a jolly good beating to .

hey kev where there is no sense there is no feeling you should know that kev.

cunningham wrote:

The Lone Ranger wrote:

Hi Howard, what's the itinerary for today then?

much the same as every day out about 0830 walk past spar draw money out of santander,walk round the back of graciosa,count the illegal camper vans next to costamar,along the prom,sometimes carry onto la for breakfast at montana,2.75 euroes including a very good coffee.sometimes call at mercadona,thats a ballacre,i have a coffee at cafe outside whilst eileen goes in.how far we walk depends on how hot it is.back to digs for lunch.mess about on laptop,eileen reads or does a jig saw,sometimes have a nap like us old folk do.1600 hrs its down to yelas bar geriatric binge drinking society.till god knows when.back up to digs for tea.shower. then when that im a nobhead get me out of here comes on at 2100 hrs its out again.past mirador strip pest-ed to death by the pr's, round past costamar and Paloma beach strip, same shite crappy okee.past big ben,sometimes push the boat out and treat myself to a pint of old speckled hen,wifes not to keen on me suppin that,she says it makes me aggressive.carry on along the prom,nobhead check.back up general franco avenue,have a bo peep at apollo center,night cap at yelas, back up to digs.mess about on lap top and upset whoever reads the crap i put on tff. footbal saturdays snooker sunday afternoon and an hour monday night.and when the wife goes home i enjoy myself.well you did ask cam. and a pound to a pinch of shite my mum shifts this somewhere else.

brilliant!

@H,

Where's Yelas bar ?

LC I presume but I've never heard of it.

It's on the Funchal strip opposite Tenerife Sur.

Look on here for Funchal strip.

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The Lone Ranger wrote:It's on the Funchal strip opposite Tenerife Sur.

Look on here for Funchal strip.

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Ah, I've got it - thanks Cam

Jimandsi wrote:

Ah, I've got it - thanks Cam

sorry jimbo a bit down market for you, you go to manhattons instead. unless you are looking for something completely different. i wont say owt.

It won't suit you at all Jimbo, it's got plastic chairs, €1 pints, Brits with tattoos reading the sun and of course Howard

Cruella de Vil wrote:It won't suit you at all Jimbo, it's got plastic chairs, €1 pints, Brits with tattoos reading the sun and of course Howard

have you wet the bed again linda? morning all.

Good morning Howard.Not quite! Micky wanted to go out at 5am so I got up and stayed up