Is Breakfast the Most Important Meal of the Day?

-D’you have your breakfast every mornin’?
-I do, yeah. Although it depends how you define ‘mornin’’.
-Wha’ d’you mean?
-Well today, like, I had me breakfast last nigh’ – if tha’ makes sense. Before I went to bed. I just thought I’d get it out o’ the way. But, yeah, I’d always have a good breakfast.
-The most important meal o’ the day.
-Absolutely.
-It isn’t.
-Wha’?
-The most important meal of the fuckin’ day.
-Says who?
-The scientists – the fuckin’ experts. Again.
-Tha’ cant be righ’.
-So they’re sayin’. It was on the News earlier – before Brexit an’ all.
-My Ma used to say it.
-Same here.
-Eat all o’ it now. It’s the most important –
-Meal o’ the day. Same here – yeah.
-So. The scientists – they’re sayin’ my Ma was a liar.
-More or less.
-The woman who gave birth to me, mind. She was just havin’ us on?
-That’s wha’ they’re implyin’.
-I’d imply their bollixes if I met them. What is the most important meal then? If it isn’t the breakfast.
-They didn’t say.
-An’ that’s typical, isn’t it? I’ll tell yeh one thing. I bet it’s not the dinner.
-That’d be too fuckin’ obvious, wouldn’t it?

Shreddie's i did away with that porridge crap

"We decided we'd have a clear run of the day, so we'd dinner this mornn at half eight"

"He did a lot of damage for a small man"

" Tis the small jockey that has the big whip"

Campbell Brodie wrote:
-D’you have your breakfast every mornin’?
-I do, yeah. Although it depends how you define ‘mornin’’.
-Wha’ d’you mean?
-Well today, like, I had me breakfast last nigh’ – if tha’ makes sense. Before I went to bed. I just thought I’d get it out o’ the way. But, yeah, I’d always have a good breakfast.
-The most important meal o’ the day.
-Absolutely.
-It isn’t.
-Wha’?
-The most important meal of the fuckin’ day.
-Says who?
-The scientists – the fuckin’ experts. Again.
-Tha’ cant be righ’.
-So they’re sayin’. It was on the News earlier – before Brexit an’ all.
-My Ma used to say it.
-Same here.
-Eat all o’ it now. It’s the most important –
-Meal o’ the day. Same here – yeah.
-So. The scientists – they’re sayin’ my Ma was a liar.
-More or less.
-The woman who gave birth to me, mind. She was just havin’ us on?
-That’s wha’ they’re implyin’.
-I’d imply their bollixes if I met them. What is the most important meal then? If it isn’t the breakfast.
-They didn’t say.
-An’ that’s typical, isn’t it? I’ll tell yeh one thing. I bet it’s not the dinner.
-That’d be too fuckin’ obvious, wouldn’t it?

Roddy Doyle?

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3rdforum wrote:"He did a lot of damage for a small man"

" Tis the small jockey that has the big whip"

"He'll end up like his Uncle Walter...a feckin' hairdresser!"