Another set up but still funny

hee hee i quite liked that

That'll teach the dumb feck to jump out of wheelie bins at folk...

The Lone Ranger wrote:That'll teach the dumb feck to jump out of wheelie bins at folk...

I remember telling a similar story, My loony friend with the car spares shop, He had me hide in the bin, Then he asked another friend that came iin later to put some rubbish in it, I jumped out, He was that shocked he picked me up by my head, And threw me down the cellar steps, When i crawled back up, John had wet himself and was bright red, Collapsed behind the counter, He was always doing stuff like that, And because i'm an idiot we got on like house on fire, Poor bugger died of cancer aged 40, He fooled about until the end. Came to our house after some treatment all yellow he was, Dont laugh he said, Ive been offered 2 jobs in chinese takeaways, He was without doubt the bravest man ive met, I was going to book a holiday he said, But with this colour i dont think i'l bother,

Underdog wrote:
...... He was that shocked he picked me up by my head, And threw me down the cellar steps,.....,

So that's your excuse

I dont have an excuse, Born that way,