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    McGuiness Bar, PDLA

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    Post by Blyth Spirit Thu 5 Jan 2012 - 10:27

    Local bar for all who stay on TRG.

    Very friendly bar always people in, well mostly sat outside enjoying the sun and a chat during the day.

    Friendly staff Seamus, Shane, Les & Peter are great lads always up for a laugh especially Shane & Peter always up to something when Seamus is on the bar.

    And of course the excellent Adrian Brookes is the resident singer, a really good singer and entertainer you often feel for him on an evening when having a warmer (drinks on way out) or a night cap and it's rather empty but doesn't stop him cracking lad does a great job.

    Actually had an overnight make over when we were there, noticed late on evening Shane strangely running his hands over the walls behind the bar, next day the entire bar had been painted they had been in until 3am painting after sanding (hence the wall rubbing) and prep the night before.

    Happy hour stopped at 5pm this December (was later possibly 9pm last December) and if Les was on the bar he would always come out and remind people that it was getting close to 5pm if they wanted another before the happy hour ended.
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    Never have tried the food but often people eating so must be decent.


    As I say great bar, great staff and great criac in a great location, doesn't try to be something it's not can't really ask for anymore.
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    Post by Topdog Thu 5 Jan 2012 - 13:36

    We had a couple of Bevvies here but sat waiting over an hour for food only to be told the Chef had not arrived yet, a little bit pissed off then.
    Not bad for a drink though.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Thu 5 Jan 2012 - 18:25

    Met Reg in this bar but didnt stay long. "Vince I've got some tinnies upstairs" he told me. Enough said........McGuiness Bar, PDLA 2501716212
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    Post by Topdog Thu 5 Jan 2012 - 18:33

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Met Reg in this bar but didnt stay long. "Vince I've got some tinnies upstairs" he told me. Enough said........McGuiness Bar, PDLA 2501716212
    Bitter Lemon it was then.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 5 Jan 2012 - 18:35

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    Post by Perfectspecimen Thu 5 Jan 2012 - 18:59

    Sardinas. See I know Spanishish........
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    Post by Topdog Mon 23 Apr 2012 - 9:45

    We sat in here after it turned chilly in Beach Bar. Shamus was very accommodating. The bar is very dated but drinks are reasonable, especially as Cam paid the bill. (tight arse Sweaty, didn't leave any extra for future days) McGuiness Bar, PDLA 3025408739
    We then went outside and the girls had some cocktails...which were OKAY as made there, not premix.
    Shamus is a nice bloke and if he is there or the Lady it is OK, popped in when a youngish bloke was there and totally different.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Mon 23 Apr 2012 - 20:04

    Wot, the service was quicker you mean?
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    Post by Topdog Mon 23 Apr 2012 - 20:18

    Nah he didn't give a shite if you got served ever.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Mon 23 Apr 2012 - 20:23

    Think someone ordered a coffee, fecked his train of thought. Still, he knows a new cocktail now....... McGuiness Bar, PDLA 120275
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    Post by Topdog Mon 23 Apr 2012 - 20:26

    Good old Jelly Bean, Jan was half pissed on that.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Mon 23 Apr 2012 - 20:40

    Mermaid would have been away with the fairies if she had drunk the Mojito.
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    Post by Topdog Mon 23 Apr 2012 - 20:46

    That would have been funny. McGuiness Bar, PDLA 3025408739
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Mon 23 Apr 2012 - 21:06

    Make a change from a dwarf.........
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    Post by Topdog Mon 23 Apr 2012 - 21:11

    Couldn't believe it when you called me at the airport, thought you were a bloke standing there with yer kids McGuiness Bar, PDLA 3025408739
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Mon 23 Apr 2012 - 21:23

    She has to stand on a stool to give a blow job.
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    Post by 3rdforum Mon 23 Apr 2012 - 21:26

    What exactly happened between Reg and the waitress at the meet up? Does anyone know when he is back?
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    Post by Topdog Mon 23 Apr 2012 - 21:28

    FRIDAY......... AND NOWT, HE DIDN'T OFFER HIMSELF.
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    Post by Topdog Mon 23 Apr 2012 - 21:30

    Perfectspecimen wrote:She has to stand on a stool to give a blow job.
    Cam won't like you for saying that as he said she don't, Reg said don't tell no one. McGuiness Bar, PDLA 3025408739


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    Post by Perfectspecimen Mon 23 Apr 2012 - 21:33

    Haha, you can see him on the photo. Struggling to turn to face the camera, that old body's not too supple. Touch his toes? Doubt if he can tie his shoelaces sitting down these days. Poor Reg.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Mon 23 Apr 2012 - 21:36

    Well I was going to delete it but you have quoted it now. Looks like I'm in for a good slap round the knees...... McGuiness Bar, PDLA 3025408739
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    Post by Topdog Mon 23 Apr 2012 - 22:05

    Mermaid can take it, just nasty things she finds hard to swallow.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Mon 23 Apr 2012 - 22:07

    Ugggggggghhhh... McGuiness Bar, PDLA 506932706 Thats you for the chop too then. McGuiness Bar, PDLA 1498946960
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    Post by Topdog Mon 23 Apr 2012 - 22:09

    She knows us now and knows we are just raving bonkers and harmless, hairless, toothless and all take Vi agra
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Mon 23 Apr 2012 - 22:19

    Only the first two for me though.

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