Suggest name for our new project -TFoF airline

no it is to check you are no putting spam on about viagra.makes people work HARD.

Gypsy wrote:I see Vince and his family are already using us

Not seen that one before, must be new. Love the Aldi ads now, specially the fairy liquid one with the witch. Better than a lot of so called comedy programmes. Palmair, who used to fly out of Bournemouth with their single plane used to look after you like that. Shame they let Ryanair into that airport. Not exactly local for me but at least in the right direction.

I know it's old but it is still funny

Bugger, Is that how people see us Greyhound on his knee, Flat caps, Fish and chips, Outside carsie,

Nice one Gypsy! Yes Reg, that is how you are portrayed to the rest of us. More sophisticated up Emmerdale way of course. You know, Dingles and all that.

Err, my cousin works on Emmerdale, And i know 2 painters and one joiner on there too, Will that help with my street cred ?, Also we dont have them doily things on our chairs,

You know all the right people Reg, what about Heartbeat. I will be back soon, just have to walk the dog.......Brrrrrrrr.

Same crew Vince mostly, I know where the little red MG lives , When YTV was going big time, Early 70's , If you got a job there you had arrived, Ghost town now down there, David Jason still films around these parts, They keep trying to involve me, But i say i'm resting,

MG TD I think it was. Great cars, teacher had one at school. He used to come flying down the drive and pull the handbrake on. Learnt later he killed himself in an accident in it.

A lot earlier than that, TD was 50's, I think that was a TA 40's But could have been a TC too, I shall enquire, My pal George lives next to it, Hit a pot hole in one of them, And you change lanes, scary, Ash frame, So they dont rust, You just get woodworm, Not German, Thats for sure.

Been into the records, Registration LTR 573, Model TA, Owner been trying to sell it, But suspect VIN Number, Oh dear, He bought it thinking he was going to make a few quid, With it being on Heart beat, Silly boy Didnt check the chassis number out, Part timers you see,

I'm TD, Gypsy likes TA and Reg is going to Goodwood in a TP.

Fly Feckers Airways..................This is a silly game, I will start

Here is your Fecking Invoice.
Do you want a Fecking Speedy Boarding Pass.
Do you want to Fecking take checked in luggage

(When we get to the Destination and it is time to get off who ever gets to that point has to close with NOW FECK OFF)

Sometimes I am a bit sleepy on the flight, not pissed you understand, (for those who know me) just bored. Tends to be about 5 mins into a doze and Bing Bong, You can be a millionaire or win a Fiat 500, buy 4 scratchcards and get one free. Trolly dolly walks length of plane and on a good day sells 3. Yes its Ryanair but I have seen the others doing similar. For fecks sake stop treating us like Sun readers! Also the head trolly dolly on Ryanair always seems to have a broad eastern european accent so you cant understand three quarters of what shes saying anyway. Today we have special offer.......NOW FECK OFF......Hehe.

Topdog wrote:Fly Feckers Airways..................This is a silly game, I will start

Here is your Fecking Invoice.
Do you want a Fecking Speedy Boarding Pass.
Do you want to Fecking take checked in luggage

(When we get to the Destination and it is time to get off who ever gets to that point has to close with NOW FECK OFF)

Now this post reminds me of my last post elsewhere,
What word do you use most, So i did one of my long winded storys.
I would like to feck her,
Your car is fecked i'm afraid.
Feck me how much ?
How are you feeling ? "fecked,
All with the middle two letters missing, Banned for a week ?, You dont have to mask them, They will be filtered,
So i put them on again, Banned for life ?,
Just like that, now we all like to think we are valued for our contributions, Nah, Get lost lost, We dont need your sort, Well, I think you did by the looks of things,


M - I just edited your post so your comment comes outside of the quote box - it now looks as if you are saying something not just quoting TD !!! (Gypsy xx)

It did inspire me Reg.

What happened there ? Hate being in the quote box,

Better than being in the dirt box...........although some may disagree.

Hi Mince, its Mary.

Mcqueen wrote:

Topdog wrote:Fly Feckers Airways..................This is a silly game, I will start

Here is your Fecking Invoice.
Do you want a Fecking Speedy Boarding Pass.
Do you want to Fecking take checked in luggage

(When we get to the Destination and it is time to get off who ever gets to that point has to close with NOW FECK OFF)

Now this post reminds me of my last post elsewhere,
What word do you use most, So i did one of my long winded storys.
I would like to feck her,
Your car is fecked i'm afraid.
Feck me how much ?
How are you feeling ? "fecked,
All with the middle two letters missing, Banned for a week ?, You dont have to mask them, They will be filtered,
So i put them on again, Banned for life ?,
Just like that, now we all like to think we are valued for our contributions, Nah, Get lost lost, We dont need your sort, Well, I think you did by the looks of things,


M - I just edited your post so your comment comes outside of the quote box - it now looks as if you are saying something not just quoting TD !!! (Gypsy xx)

Is that true? You got banned for that???

Mcqueen wrote:What happened there ? Hate being in the quote box,

You must have started typing before this bit..."[/quote]"

Janet said he was premature, or was it immature, maybe over mature.

Topdog wrote:Hi Mince, its Mary.

Yes, I heard the first time.