Cams favourite painter has been done for drinking and driving, Twice the legal limit and a packet of cocaine on him, 18 month ban and £600 fine, also £200 fine for the drugs, He said dont you know who i am, Yes sir, Come with us, Oh dear. Silly boy
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Vettriano,
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silly person
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Is he any good? I have a sitting room that needs painting.
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3rdforum wrote:Is he any good? I have a sitting room that needs painting.
Only if your house is accessible by bus
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Can't imagine him travelling with cans of paint and a step ladder on a bus. I'll just have to do it myself. Damn!
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3rdforum wrote:Is he any good? I have a sitting room that needs painting.
Here's some of his stuff...Vettriano
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Normally Cam I like your taste but not this time - bit too twee for me. :hide2: This is more me
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Gypsy wrote:Normally Cam I like your taste but not this time - bit too twee for me.This is more me
Ah! Satellite photo of an algal bloom on the shores of the red sea...very nice.
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Now THAT Gypsy looks like the weather report
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I have taken a liking to jack , So ive just bought Suddenly one summer, The man has taste, The Merc,The Lone Ranger wrote:3rdforum wrote:Is he any good? I have a sitting room that needs painting.
Here's some of his stuff...Vettriano
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But didn´t you once say you had a picture of Steve McQueen on your landing - 
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Nice choice...
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Many, And the Beatles, Now Jack can have a corner in the carsie,
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God! no wonder Janet gives you chic ken every day! I would not tolerate pictures of Steve or the Beetles in my house. Jack is a better choice so you may now get steak more often 
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Janet has the Beatles, I have the likes of Graham Hill, Stirling Moss, McQueen, Various Cars, It gets worse, Dining room and kitchen walls covered in Pictures of family with cars through the years, From kids to now, I should charge an admission really, All done in the best possible taste, My house innit,
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I like his stuff...full of latent sexuality.
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Yup, Know what you mean, They all look like theve had or are going to have a good clattering, 
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Hey up, Jack Vettriano just turned up, In a red van so his street cred went down, It a belter, I will have Janet dressing up, And then recreate it in the summer, I just asked her, She said can i have a Fag like her in the picture, Sure if you want, She wont it was very hard to get off them, I may get her a sweet one, if she gets the pose right,
She is one lucky wench my Janet,
She is one lucky wench my Janet,
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Mcqueen wrote:Hey up, Jack Vettriano just turned up, In a red van so his street cred went down, It a belter, I will have Janet dressing up, And then recreate it in the summer, I just asked her, She said can i have a Fag like her in the picture, Sure if you want, She wont it was very hard to get off them, I may get her a sweet one, if she gets the pose right,
She is one lucky wench my Janet,
Haha! I'd love to see that painting...fag and all!
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Well, How much notice do i take, Janet said put it next to the other one 
Eh ?, In the hall way downstairs is the one of BlueBird on the bonneville salt flats i think, Jack Vettriano across the bottom in big letters, In a nice frame too, I cant remember where i got it from, I worry about myself sometimes, So i will have to match the frames now,
Eh ?, In the hall way downstairs is the one of BlueBird on the bonneville salt flats i think, Jack Vettriano across the bottom in big letters, In a nice frame too, I cant remember where i got it from, I worry about myself sometimes, So i will have to match the frames now,
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Put it in the art gallery Reg 
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Put it on EBAY
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Inland revenue are watching Ebay now, So thats vince out looking for work,, Trying to claw back the £8 million they just lost, Numptys
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I put my tax bill on the Irish Ebay, got 12 bids so far.
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Topdog wrote:I put my tax bill on the Irish Ebay, got 12 bids so far.
Is 3D the highest bidder??
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