Swimming

I was having a pee in the swiming pool, and the lifegaurd shouted at me, I nearly fell in,

Mcqueen wrote:I was having a pee in the swiming pool, and the lifegaurd shouted at me, I nearly fell in,

Watching Jo Brand the other night, she said lifeguard told me to stop peeing in the pool....bloody hard when you're having a dump!

, Liked her when she started out, But when they get a few quid stashed they go strange, Like Billy Connoly, Lenny hendry , And all that lot, They go all lovie and darling, Stop it, I mean Billy got heckled off stage, Its because your not funny anymore, Watch his early stuff, And then watch him now, He even talks different ?, Your a welder, Dont forget your roots man,

Mcqueen wrote: , Liked her when she started out, But when they get a few quid stashed they go strange, Like Billy Connoly, Lenny hendry , And all that lot, They go all lovie and darling, Stop it, I mean Billy got heckled off stage, Its because your not funny anymore, Watch his early stuff, And then watch him now, He even talks different ?, Your a welder, Dont forget your roots man,

In the old days he would have had hecklers for breakfast...

Chubby ain't got posh.

Topdog wrote:Chubby ain't got posh.

Not into Chubby, Dont mind a bit of smut, But he go's too far, Once went to see Bernard Manning, I happened to go to the toilet, He set about me, So i gave him some back, It was a grease monkey's birthday, So Bernnie said, "Shut up I'm in a Rolls Royce what you come in a cortina" I said " No a Rolls Royce like you" His side kick whispered to him there was another outside, He smiled and said "Do you want to come up here smart arse" "No i said you can feck it up by yourself" Well the place roard laughing, He was a good turn, Blue ish but not bad,
Astoria ballroom leeds, Blady flats now