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    Roar talent at Viking festival

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    Post by betty swollocks Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 10:17

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    THE annual Jorvik Viking Festival swung into action with a skirmish in York city centre.


    Viking characters wearing battle attire took over Coppergate to help
    start the popular festival, which is expected to attract 40,000 people.


    This year marks the 27th festival and will feature more than 80 events
    culminating in a ferocious battle before the Festival Of Fire climax
    featuring fire jugglers, a firework display and the
    burning of a 60ft-longship on Bustardthorpe Field at York Racecourse
    on Saturday.
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    Post by Topdog Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 10:23

    Are we allowed to say Viking on open forum, it is not racist is it. :Not me Guv:
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    Post by betty swollocks Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 10:27

    Topdog wrote:Are we allowed to say Viking on open forum, it is not racist is it. Roar talent at Viking festival 3707059870

    As long as you have a handshake afterwards - Everything magically disappears as if nothing happened Roar talent at Viking festival 294053457
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    Post by betty swollocks Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 10:31

    Vikings are the indigenous people of York ,thought we did have an influx of Italians some years ago.
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    Post by Topdog Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 10:34

    Travelling Vikings.............Pikings
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    Post by betty swollocks Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 10:57

    The term you refer to is a southern one and too us would refer to coarse fishing - we just call them for what they are .
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    Post by Gypsy Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 13:47

    Do some of them (I'm thinking of the Italian ones) have ice cream shops. I could murder a knickerbocker glory Roar talent at Viking festival 2419626307
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    Post by betty swollocks Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 14:32

    Gypsy wrote:Do some of them (I'm thinking of the Italian ones) have ice cream shops. I could murder a knickerbocker glory Roar talent at Viking festival 2419626307
    They used too have but shut down after Julius Caesar left i think Roar talent at Viking festival 3077217049

    Even Capaldi's has shut down .
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 18:56

    betty swollocks wrote:Roar talent at Viking festival

    Roar talent at Viking festival ?type=display



    THE annual Jorvik Viking Festival swung into action with a skirmish in York city centre.


    Viking characters wearing battle attire took over Coppergate to help
    start the popular festival, which is expected to attract 40,000 people.


    This year marks the 27th festival and will feature more than 80 events
    culminating in a ferocious battle before the Festival Of Fire climax
    featuring fire jugglers, a firework display and the
    burning of a 60ft-longship on Bustardthorpe Field at York Racecourse
    on Saturday.

    Looks like "Topman" is going to get burnt to the ground...Roar talent at Viking festival Viking-viking-axe-shield-smiley-emoticon-000571-medium
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    Post by betty swollocks Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 19:03

    More like handbags at twenty paces.This lot where actors more akin to Dorothy Perkins.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 19:06

    We didn't go in to the Jorvik center when we were there as the queue was round the block. I can't do queues....Pity, I'd liked to have went in.
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    Post by Topdog Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 19:25

    The Lone Ranger wrote:We didn't go in to the Jorvik center when we were there as the ueue was round the block. I can't do ueues....Pity, I'd liked to have went in.
    There you go I have edit this for you Cam
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 19:34

    Topdog wrote:
    The Lone Ranger wrote:We didn't go in to the Jorvik center when we were there as the ueue was round the block. I can't do ueues....Pity, I'd liked to have went in.
    There you go I have edit this for you Cam
    ♫ Sheep shagging ba****ds, we're only sheep shagging ba****ds...♫ Roar talent at Viking festival 3025408739 Roar talent at Viking festival 3025408739
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    Post by betty swollocks Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 19:38

    The Lone Ranger wrote:
    Topdog wrote:
    The Lone Ranger wrote:We didn't go in to the Jorvik center when we were there as the ueue was round the block. I can't do ueues....Pity, I'd liked to have went in.
    There you go I have edit this for you Cam
    ♫ Sheep shagging ba****ds, we're only sheep shagging ba****ds...♫ Roar talent at Viking festival 3025408739 Roar talent at Viking festival 3025408739

    No harm in that but some of these where a bit light on their moccasins.
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    Post by Mcqueen Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 19:47

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    Post by betty swollocks Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 20:06

    Mcqueen wrote:Roar talent at Viking festival 1695130124

    Sheep shagging = No harm in that


    some of these where a bit light on their moccasins = Actors playing at being Vikings (Looks like "Topman" is going to get burnt to the ground...)
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    Post by Topdog Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 21:18

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    Post by betty swollocks Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 21:48

    All will be well if they shake hands afterwards - It would be like it never happened Roar talent at Viking festival 2908439648
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    Post by Topdog Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 22:00

    He will be knackered, look at all the others lying in waiting.
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    Post by Adam Mint Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 22:05

    Three Viking longboats round the headland and come in to the bay, from the first longboat there comes a cry of command, immediately the crew rowing the boat raise the oars with machine like precision to the vertical position, the boat runs up on to the beach and the crew disembark forming a perfectly straight line on the beach to await instructions.

    The same cry is heard from the second longboat and the crew follow the same procedure, and line up next to the first crew to await instructions.

    The third boat, a muffled cry is heard, the crew in attempting to raise the oars drop some in the water, others fall on to the deck, the remainder are left swaying in the air, the boat hits the beach at an angle and tips over on its side spilling the crew on to the beach, the crew eventually assemble themselves in a disorderly rabble alongside the others.

    The Viking Chief approaches the first crew and instructs them to plunder anything of value from the village they are about to raid.

    He then approaches the second crew and instructs them to burn anything left standing following the plundering.

    As he approaches the third crew to give out instruction, a feeble voice from the ranks can be heard to say “for f##k sake not bloody rape again”...

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    Post by Gypsy Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 22:50

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    Post by Topdog Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 22:52

    A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."
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    Post by betty swollocks Mon 13 Feb 2012 - 22:55

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Tue 14 Feb 2012 - 16:13

    Topdog wrote:A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."

    Oh that was clever...I liked that! Roar talent at Viking festival 3025408739

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