Paddy and Wife (Valentines Day)
Valentines Day Paddy comes home with the most beautiful bunch of red roses ever seen, wife is totally taken aback, she hugs and kisses him, throws herself back on the settee pulling up her skirt and rips her knickers off saying, “Paddy this is for the flowers”... Paddy replies, “Don’t be fecking silly woman, we have a vase somewhere”...
Valentines Day Paddy comes home with the most beautiful bunch of red roses ever seen, wife is totally taken aback, she hugs and kisses him, throws herself back on the settee pulling up her skirt and rips her knickers off saying, “Paddy this is for the flowers”... Paddy replies, “Don’t be fecking silly woman, we have a vase somewhere”...