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    Post by Topdog Tue 28 Feb 2012 - 21:47

    I ran over a bollard today. The garage I use is on a main road and I turn right out of it. The middle of the road is a large gap.
    I was waiting to pull out as there was a lorry by the large gap, turning. I waited till road was clear and pulled across but the lorry was covering a bollard they had put in the middle. Straight over it and it sprang up behind me..
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Tue 28 Feb 2012 - 21:52

    Topdog wrote:I ran over a bollard today. The garage I use is on a main road and I turn right out of it. The middle of the road is a large gap.
    I was waiting to pull out as there was a lorry by the large gap, turning. I waited till road was clear and pulled across but the lorry was covering a bollard they had put in the middle. Straight over it and it sprang up behind me..

    Did you get across or did it hit the underside of the car?
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    Post by Topdog Tue 28 Feb 2012 - 22:00

    It hit underneath but no damage.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 16:20

    Topdog wrote:It hit underneath but no damage.
    You won a gold watch there then!
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    Post by Topdog Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 16:35

    they are so soft Cam, it just sank under and then sprung up behind me.
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    Post by Davie Thistle Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 17:08

    .......watched that thing happening on utube,

    some of the cars get lifted off the ground!!



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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 18:11

    Davie Thistle wrote:.......watched that thing happening on utube,

    some of the cars get lifted off the ground!!What daft thing have you done? 1875532184

    Seen a Bmw get stuck on one, Ended up a right mess, What daft thing have you done? 891431278
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    Post by Adam Mint Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 20:21

    Dave is this the bollard thing you are on about ?

    In the second video do you think the red car is stolen ??? (It is Manchester!)

    And in the third, why does everyone feel the need to stick their finger in the oil ???



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    Six ended up in hospital when this bus hit it.
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    Post by Davie Thistle Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 20:27

    .....................yeah
    thats it,
    some stupid people driving these days!!!

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    Post by Adam Mint Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 21:09

    What Daft Thing Have You Done?



    Well a bit of a “Topdog” we’ll call it...

    Was called in to work one Saturday morning due to a paperwork feckup, was not happy as I had plans for the day, got in to work and fixed out paperwork, headed off home via company involved to deliver amended paperwork, drove in to said companies premises, did not park in their car park but drove straight up to their reception door at great speed, jumped out of car, leaving car running I ran in to their reception deposited paperwork with the receptionist and ran straight back in to car, selected first gear and drove off like a bat out of hell so to speak.

    “Bang”, I had only travelled a few feet, in my haste I had not notices I had drawn up directly in front of a kerb height flower bed, I drove straight over the top of it, holed fuel tank, Arrrrggghhh......

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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 21:20

    Drove into garage where i worked, 17 years old, Reliant regal van, straight over the pit, WTF What daft thing have you done? 3077217049
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 21:32

    Before I joined the Army at 16, I took a job with the co-op delivering milk. We used to have them little trolley barrows that the crates went into and I had 4 crates on mine one on top of the other when I hit a small stone, only about an inch diameter and the whole feckin' trolley did a somersault and I ended up with 8 dozen broken milk bottles scattered all over the road. Milk was all over the place, running down gutters and in drains. I was more embarrassed than anything.
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    Post by Adam Mint Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 21:36

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Before I joined the Army at 16, I took a job with the co-op delivering milk. We used to have them little trolley barrows that the crates went into and I had 4 crates on mine one on top of the other when I hit a small stone, only about an inch diameter and the whole feckin' trolley did a somersault and I ended up with 8 dozen broken milk bottles scattered all over the road. Milk was all over the place, running down gutters and in drains. I was more embarrassed than anything.



    Did you cry...
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 21:37

    Adam Mint wrote:
    The Lone Ranger wrote:Before I joined the Army at 16, I took a job with the co-op delivering milk. We used to have them little trolley barrows that the crates went into and I had 4 crates on mine one on top of the other when I hit a small stone, only about an inch diameter and the whole feckin' trolley did a somersault and I ended up with 8 dozen broken milk bottles scattered all over the road. Milk was all over the place, running down gutters and in drains. I was more embarrassed than anything.



    Did you cry...

    Took me a couple of seconds there Adam...very good
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 21:42

    Riding my pushbike past a load of girls trying to look like Steve McQueen, Pull the front brake and went base over tit, Catching my nads on the handle bars too, What daft thing have you done? 755705644
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 21:45

    Mcqueen wrote:Riding my pushbike past a load of girls trying to look like Steve McQueen, Pull the front brake and went base over tit, Catching my nads on the handle bars too, What daft thing have you done? 755705644

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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 21:57

    I crawled round the corner to cry, Hoping the girls would go away, No they didnt, So then i had to wheel my trashed bike past them, Looking like nothing had happened, Which didnt really cut no ice, Forehead and nose was grazed, Nads was throbbin, Ice blue jeans ruined, Bit of a bad day on the street cred front, Just glad it wasnt Janet, Thats the bike i sold her on easy terms when i repaired it, I repoed it later when she defaulted with the payments, Which she keeps mentioning to this day, What daft thing have you done? 871748619
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    Post by Topdog Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 22:00

    Has she finished paying yet Reg.
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 22:13

    Sold it on years ago - 44 i think, She never could ride a bike, Bought her a honda monkey bike once, She wrecked it at the end of our road, i gave up then, Safer walking she is,
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    Post by Topdog Wed 29 Feb 2012 - 22:35

    With you running behind her.
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