The Germans are coming!

It seems our German cousins are now out-numbering us on Tenerife visits...
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They don't like €1 pints. They like a bit of luxury and pampering, you won't see them in Brit pubs and cafes.

The Lone Ranger wrote:It seems our German cousins are now out-numbering us on Tenerife visits...
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They don't like €1 pints. They like a bit of luxury and pampering, you won't see them in Brit pubs and cafes.

well thats good news.prost

There banned from my apartments, Scruffy bleeders, Always do damage, So they can blox, I mean they cant even play football, or fight

I find Germans can be very haughty at times, bit like the Romans in Italy though not as bad. The Parisien's are no great shakes either and as for the Irish.............

Lets not forget the welsh, One left a comment, nice apartment, But there is a wine glass missing, , Cheeky fecker.
Go buy one,

Mcqueen wrote:Lets not forget the welsh, One left a comment, nice apartment, But there is a wine glass missing, , Cheeky fecker.
Go buy one,

That wasn't a criticism Reg, they were telling you they nicked one!

The Lone Ranger wrote:

Mcqueen wrote:Lets not forget the welsh, One left a comment, nice apartment, But there is a wine glass missing, , Cheeky fecker.
Go buy one,

That wasn't a criticism Reg, they were telling you they nicked one!

Typical Welsh, Also asked if he could rent it direct, Cut out the agent, I told the agent (Roberto) to ban him,

If am honest a few less Brits would be better, as only the people who actually love the island would come and the moaning chavs who whinge "such & such a place is better” would go elsewhere.

More books to rip the last page out of.

Topdog wrote:More books to rip the last page out of.

Make sure it's a "whodunnit".

Hold on to your sunbeds then

I like the Germans, they taught me a few swear words many years ago. So I know how to call Wooly an Arschloch.

I love the Italians, told me my eyes were as blue as the national colour of Italian..... yeah I fell for that one. I dont like the French, but hate Parisians arrogant and rude.

Topdog wrote:More books to rip the last page out of.

Wondered who it was doing that.

Cruella de Vil wrote:Hold on to your sunbeds then

good afternoon linda, just woken up?

betty swollocks wrote:

Topdog wrote:More books to rip the last page out of.

Wondered who it was doing that.

Yep Gypsy checks all the books she gets in case I have been round the Kraut sunbeds. I watched her though when a German bought a book from her, he said, "Ist dat buk al dare" (as if he is), she turned to the back of the book, turned her back and said, " not now"

The Lone Ranger wrote:

Topdog wrote:More books to rip the last page out of.

Make sure it's a "whodunnit".

Some of us are very witty today!

cunningham wrote:

Cruella de Vil wrote:Hold on to your sunbeds then

good afternoon linda, just woken up?

Good afternoon Howard, no I just got back from Zizi, went to get my sandwiches

I thought that was funny too Cru....

Cruella de Vil wrote:

Good afternoon Howard, no I just got back from Zizi, went to get my sandwiches

now you are telling porkies me a dave ate em all

I bet you did too! I came home starving, Pete had made sausage rolls (more junk food down my throat)

I hope you got indigestion

Cruella de Vil wrote:I bet you did too! I came home starving, Pete had made sausage rolls (more junk food down my throat)

I hope you got indigestion

nah linda, not had that since you told me about them capsules.