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    Post by Adam Mint Tue 20 Mar 2012 - 3:54

    Sort of in mourning.

    Since Dublin Dave’s (pub landlords) birthday at beginning of March, it’s just been one big night after another in the local, and if it shut early we just moved on to anywhere that would serve drink. Midnight 16 in to 17 March (Paddy’s Day), it was like new year, the minute it was twelve Dave started, Irish music on the juke box, round of drinks for all, plus he transformed himself in to a leprechaun Guinness hat, T-shirt, Irish flag wrapped around him doing his Riverdance impersonation around the pub, (he’d had a bit to drink), anyway it ended up a bit of an early night, half twoish. I was not too much bothered as I had an early start next day, a friend had contacted me a week or so back saying his local had organised a blokes only day out for Paddy’s Day, they were doing the Penning Real Ale Trail, I had not heard of this, and being a lager drinker was not too sure about it, mate then explained that you get on the local train through the Pennine’s which stops at various small towns/villages on the way and you get off rattle in as many beers as you can in the local pubs then catch the next train to the next village, and do the same again etc, etc. There were about thirty of us, we started oneish, being Paddy’s Day we were not the only ones with same thought, the trains and pubs were mobbed, but landlords had obviously expected it and staffed up so getting served was no problem, we were also by chance lucky enough to be travelling with a bunch of guys with accordions and mandolin who were doing same pub crawl, so we had inbuilt entertainment on in most of the pubs and trains we drank and travelled on, we successfully sampled a lot of beer. But I had a dilemma, Dublin Dave was organising a do in the local, he had tried to get a live band but they were booked out, so he had a DJ who was going to play appropriate music, Irish stew etc was also being provided, I caught a train which got me back to the local tenish, walked in the pub, it was lively, Dave still looking like a leprechaun, but now with face panted as per Irish flag was rat arsed, first beer was free, he then informed me he had chucked the job, I thought he was kidding but barmaid confirmed, he had told the owner earlier in the day where to stick it, he was sick same as his predispose had been with the tying nature of the job, being an hotel he had to be there every night/morning etc . I thought next day in sobriety he would probably try to make amends, but no, he seemingly got up packed his bags and left... I got on ok with the guy and like his predecessor he was very flexible with closing times. Suppose all we can hope is his replacement has the same understanding as to customer needs, and if she’s a leggy blond nymphomaniac with all the right accessories up top who can play pool, even better...

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    News report ref Ale Trail, not good reading, it only takes a few to spoil it for the rest, yes on Saturday all on trains and in pubs had a drink in them, but were in good spirit...

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    Post by Mermaid Tue 20 Mar 2012 - 9:30

    Well you have been busy. That is a shame for you all with the barman leaving. I wonder if you will still get your long drinking time now.
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    Post by Adam Mint Tue 20 Mar 2012 - 14:44

    Last two nights have been normal hours, last orders 1130ish, drink up 1200ish, barmaid is running the bar with the owner coming in 12ish and cashing up/having to stay there. The owner is a youngish guy and can party like the rest of us, I’ve seen him dancing on (and falling off) the tables a few times, but last two nights have only said hello to him as can see he is in a bit of a mood, when he’s on one, he normally gets a taxi home or just crashes out in an empty room, in fairness to the guy, when he’s on one and partying, if he’s at the till when paying for drinks, its usually “just gives a couple of quid that will cover it”. (It’s best when barmaid is on one and she gets up on tables, certain she’s had some pole dancing experience, one night her top was unbuttoned and half off before her boyfriend stepped in, spoilsport... have to accept she was distracting us from concentration on our pool game.)

    There are plenty of other places where you can get a late drink, but it’s not the same, Sunday a few of us moved on elsewhere, last night there was talk about it but was decided to call it a day, next door neighbours probably thought house was getting broken in to when they heard me coming home !

    Scots mate is down tonight, so............

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    Just to keep on topic, no I don’t know “Hannahs Man”, but taking over a couple of months to post obviously thought we had a new member...
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    Post by Adam Mint Tue 20 Mar 2012 - 15:09

    Apologise for hijacking your thread Hannah.

    Referring back to the BBC Ale Trail report:-

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    Going back to Saturdays trip, lots were in fancy dress for the occasion, landlord from mates pub was with us, he supplied us all with Guinness (pint) hats, so 30 prats in hats so to speak. There were another bunch out celebrating a girls birthday, they were all dressed as action heroes / cartoon characters, birthday girl was dressed as Wonder Woman, I was just wondering when her boobs were going to fall out of her top, we had a few Bat Men, a Bat Woman, a Cat Woman, Mini Mouse etc. This bunch were roughly on the same time schedule as us getting on and off trains at same stops, at one station there were some police present, they got on same train as us and the Wonder Woman group, I said to one of the cops “amazing how realistic your costume looks”, some people have no sense of humour.......

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    Post by Gypsy Tue 20 Mar 2012 - 16:15

    Adam, I am guessing your are single, as I can´t imagine a wife or partner putting up with your antics Adam's Personal Thread - Tales of Wild Goings On !!! 1498946960 Unless she likes a drop too

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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 20 Mar 2012 - 16:25

    Becarefull what you ask Adam's Personal Thread - Tales of Wild Goings On !!! 3438764111 Adam's Personal Thread - Tales of Wild Goings On !!! 755705644
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    Post by 3rdforum Tue 20 Mar 2012 - 16:32

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    Post by Gypsy Tue 20 Mar 2012 - 16:39

    Mcqueen wrote:Becarefull what you ask Adam's Personal Thread - Tales of Wild Goings On !!! 3438764111 Adam's Personal Thread - Tales of Wild Goings On !!! 755705644

    makes no odds to me,I like the guy but don´t want to marry him, Adam's Personal Thread - Tales of Wild Goings On !!! 1498946960 so question still the same just substitute -

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    Post by Topdog Tue 20 Mar 2012 - 18:16

    Just live in Sin then EH
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Tue 20 Mar 2012 - 19:27

    How the feck do you manage to make your work Adam? I'd need to take 3 days off just to recuperate. Adam's Personal Thread - Tales of Wild Goings On !!! 3025408739
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    Post by Adam Mint Tue 20 Mar 2012 - 19:36

    Gypsy wrote:Adam, I am guessing your are single, as I can´t imagine a wife or partner putting up with your antics Adam's Personal Thread - Tales of Wild Goings On !!! 1498946960 Unless she likes a drop too

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    Its woman who have driven me to drink...



    Cant risk losing my licence...



    Got to go now, yes, the pub, but were being civilised, having a meal, before we get pissed...



    Mate gets expenses with his job, its ok, technically he works for the government so its tax payers money, so some of it’s mine....



    PS, thanks for thread, but all I did was politely reply to posts referring to me (plus a small add on).



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    Post by Topdog Tue 20 Mar 2012 - 19:37

    PROBABLY SELLS BEER TO THE PUB.
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    Post by Adam Mint Wed 21 Mar 2012 - 4:35

    The Lone Ranger wrote:How the feck do you manage to make your work Adam? I'd need to take 3 days off just to recuperate. Adam's Personal Thread - Tales of Wild Goings On !!! 3025408739

    You only sober up when you stop drinking, f##k that...



    Work, done that...



    Obviously we’re poles apart...



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    Post by Topdog Wed 21 Mar 2012 - 8:26

    I am a retired PISS HEAD
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    Post by Adam Mint Tue 27 Mar 2012 - 16:08

    Sanity returning...

    Anyone who has followed above garbage will recall landlord of the local (who was very flexible with closing times) chucked it on St Patricks day when he was pissed, since then the owner has been coming in midnight cashing up and having to stay overnight with the local also being a hotel, so it’s been early nights, well earlyish, we have headed off to other places that are still open on a couple of nights...

    Saturday night comes and the old landlord who walked out on the job at New Year was behind the bar, after he chucked the job he still frequented the bar, I thought when Dublin Dave chucked in on Paddy’s day the old landlord would have been straight back in as he had mentioned he regretted his decision, but was sick of the almost 24/7 nature of job, but speaking to him when Dave left he told me he did not want to get tied back in to it. Seeing him back behind the bar I asked if he had taken job back on, answer, no, the owner had something on Sat night and had asked him if he would do a favour by locking up and staying overnight, well,,, some of us felt it only appropriate to keep him company it being a Saturday night and him stuck there, hence no log in from me Sat, could not have found computer at 6am never mind work it.

    Old landlord has now also done owner a favour Sunday and Monday night.... but still maintains he is not working there full time, says he will do it when it suits him and has come to an agreement with owner over this...

    As they say, better the devil you know...

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    Post by Mermaid Tue 27 Mar 2012 - 21:08

    so that is why you didn't hear your record you requested
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    Post by Adam Mint Wed 28 Mar 2012 - 2:50

    No, it was a highly technical issue with my equipment that caused failure in communication...



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    Post by Mermaid Wed 28 Mar 2012 - 8:19

    come on I have seen your other post you were Pissed Adam's Personal Thread - Tales of Wild Goings On !!! 1696878685
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    Post by Adam Mint Wed 28 Mar 2012 - 12:29

    Pissed, never! hung-over,,, well,,, possibly...



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