Clock Change Tonight.

There is a couple who I believe live in Somerset, they don't change their clocks and live on the same time. They were on Radio 2 a while back, Supposed to have been on Jeremy Vine but turned up for Steve Wright, an hour late.
No seriously they do, I will try and look the story up.

Damn, Who can i charge for the hour i lose ,

Thicko you don't work on a Sunday.

Stupid rule anyway.

Check you smoke alarm batteries as well at the same time - get in the habit of checking them every time there is a change of clocks.Having been in a serious house fire I cannot tell you enough how much of a life saver smoke alarms are,if you haven't got some then buy some they might just save your lives one day. Like house and life insurances things you hope you never need.

Fire brigade turned up and changed mine to more modern ones, Zero zilch nada,

Thanks for reminder, just to be on safe side I've moved mine now, oh well almost time to go to the pub...

Carbon Monoxide alarm is a good move too.
I have smoke alarms on all 3 floors and have to check them every 3 months as part of my care plan.

I have a 240v smoke alarm, goes beep every time we have a power cut. And how do we see when we have a power cut? CANDLES! Young Freddie has his girlfriend staying again tonight. One hour less bonking.....

Perfectspecimen wrote:I have a 240v smoke alarm, goes beep every time we have a power cut. And how do we see when we have a power cut? CANDLES! Young Freddie has his girlfriend staying again tonight. One hour less bonking.....

Janet has a big clock that looks like a pocket watch, I missed putting that one forward, She just came in with it in bits, Err dont know what ive done with this, Mmm, Its called dismantling, Front off, Glass out, battery out, Case in three bits, Wtf , Leave mens work alone, I dont cook and clean and wash and iron and empty bins and sew and shop and fill fridges and freezers, And wash pots, and clean ovens, Just leave the clocks alone, i mean its a twice a year job for fecks sake Mens work innit

Mcqueen wrote:Janet has a big clock that looks like a pocket watch, I missed putting that one forward, She just came in with it in bits, Err dont know what ive done with this, Mmm, Its called dismantling, Front off, Glass out, battery out, Case in three bits, Wtf , Leave mens work alone, I dont cook and clean and wash and iron and empty bins and sew and shop and fill fridges and freezers, And wash pots, and clean ovens, Just leave the clocks alone, i mean its a twice a year job for fecks sake Mens work innit

Aw Jeez, that's funny!

She must have had Time on her hands, Reg.

She was just WINDING him up!

3rdforum wrote:She was just WINDING him up!

Nice to see you Dermo... I'm off to bed

Doe's anybody else set their clocks half hour fast, Then when the alarm go's off smiles and says "Ive got half hour yet before i have to get up, Just set the alarm half our earlier ffs, Never ask Janet the time, You just dont get a straight answer, Female innit, ,

Mcqueen wrote:Doe's anybody else set their clocks half hour fast, Then when the alarm go's off smiles and says "Ive got half hour yet before i have to get up, Just set the alarm half our earlier ffs, Never ask Janet the time, You just dont get a straight answer, Female innit, ,

I hit the snooze button once...get 10 minutes extra.(Nuts innit)

I was in the quaks last week, I always put apointments in my phone so alarm go's off to remind me, So i got in early, and then this strange noise go's off, Quack said thats you, No it isnt i said, i think it is he said, Not my tone must be you, Then i noticed it vibrating too, Then the horror of it dawned on me, Oops sorry its the alarm not the ring tone, I could tell he has doubts about me, I dont really care, at least i'm not boring, Bit odd yeh,

He's now going to treat you for Alzheimer's

Gypsy wrote:He's now going to treat you for Alzheimer's

Who is

Delta, the balloon, who is no longer around because it went off with a tall fella in a kilt who was going to get a boat with Michael to sail across the water and visit the Jungle Park. Keep up boy, keep up

If the Balloon was still there he could.