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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 1 Apr 2012 - 9:58

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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 1 Apr 2012 - 10:24

    I think if somebody came up witha car that runs on water or the sun, The goverment would have them killed off, They would have to, It would bankrupt them, Matt  2519755782
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sun 1 Apr 2012 - 17:32

    Asian guy pedalling at the front, ideal for citys, or running. Even cheaper.
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 1 Apr 2012 - 17:43

    TUT TUT
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sun 1 Apr 2012 - 19:48

    Nicked from elsewhere: I just met a short, alcoholic transvestite. He wants to be Mary.
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    Post by Adam Mint Sun 1 Apr 2012 - 19:53

    I nicked it first...

    We’ll be in trouble, thought you were banned...
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sun 1 Apr 2012 - 19:56

    Only from one, cant stop me loo.....lurking. Matt  3025408739
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    Post by Adam Mint Sun 1 Apr 2012 - 20:02

    OK brother.............
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    Post by Adam Mint Tue 3 Apr 2012 - 2:59

    Huskies still need pertrol...

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Tue 3 Apr 2012 - 16:35

    Adam Mint wrote:Huskies still need pertrol...

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    I used to have a husky... great wee saw.
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    Post by Adam Mint Tue 3 Apr 2012 - 16:56

    No real Huskies...



    PS: chainsaw, so thats how you get the overtime...

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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 3 Apr 2012 - 17:22

    Ive had a few Hillman Husky's, Matt  2519755782
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 8 Apr 2012 - 11:37

    I had some easter bunnies tattooed on my forhead, From a distance they look like hairs , Groan Matt  16779677
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 12 Apr 2012 - 21:00

    Load a plane up with them all and fly them into something nice and solid, The end
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    Post by Gypsy Fri 4 May 2012 - 19:15

    I am starting to look forward to these each day - keep up the good work they are hilarious
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 5 May 2012 - 21:43

    Thank you Gypsy, here's today's offering...

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