I have been watching a spider build a web across one of my cameras, Feels like two feet away, Been pulling string out of its arse for hours, What away to get something to eat, 
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Spiders Web
Mcqueen-
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Someone is bored 
Mcqueen-
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Nowt on tele, Janets asleep - Champagne at work for her birthday, So i cant annoy her, The cats dead, I'm going it alone,Mermaid wrote:Someone is bored
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Better than licking a backside to earn a crust as some appear they have to do.
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Mcqueen wrote:I have been watching a spider build a web across one of my cameras, Feels like two feet away, Been pulling string out of its arse for hours, What away to get something to eat,
Shades of Robert the Bruce there Reg...
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Come on Cam you’ll be confusing the English, picture of a Aussi (American) dwarf!!!
Mr Connelly’s his biggest fan.....
Mr Connelly’s his biggest fan.....
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Adam Mint wrote:Come on Cam you’ll be confusing the English, picture of a Aussi (American) dwarf!!!
Mr Connelly’s his biggest fan.....
Couldn't find a Brucie smiley...
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Cams answered the Robert The Bruce / William Wallace one.
The reference to Connelly, it's Billy Connelly, he was being interviewed on Parkinson, Mel Gibson (Aussi/American dwarf) had just been given the part of William Wallace in the film Braveheart, Connelly had broke in to films by this time and had just done Mrs Brown, he was miffed that the Braveheart part had been given it an “Aussie Dwarf” as he put it, when he, a big hairy arsed Scots git would have been ideal for the part.
But many years later I did here Connelly apologise on a radio interview about his Aussie Dwarf statement, he stated in hindsight Gibson had all the right attributes to play the part of a Scotsman, him being a bigoted racist drunk...........
FREEDOM................................................................
The reference to Connelly, it's Billy Connelly, he was being interviewed on Parkinson, Mel Gibson (Aussi/American dwarf) had just been given the part of William Wallace in the film Braveheart, Connelly had broke in to films by this time and had just done Mrs Brown, he was miffed that the Braveheart part had been given it an “Aussie Dwarf” as he put it, when he, a big hairy arsed Scots git would have been ideal for the part.
But many years later I did here Connelly apologise on a radio interview about his Aussie Dwarf statement, he stated in hindsight Gibson had all the right attributes to play the part of a Scotsman, him being a bigoted racist drunk...........
FREEDOM................................................................
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I knew that 
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Campbell Brodie-
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Mcqueen wrote:
See this Reg...Bruce and the spider
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And later on in life Robert told the story, I was sat in a cave and - Complete nonsense, Made up just like religion, When really a british man named Ashmir gave him a good kicking, So Robert made it up to save him from looking a numpty Ashmir now owns the Uk, And lets us live here if we pay a load of taxes, His cousins own all the petrol stations, So we are held by the short and curlies, In 200 years time this will be preached as the gospel, RD 2012, AD
Ashmir now owns the Uk, And lets us live here if we pay a load of taxes, His cousins own all the petrol stations, So we are held by the short and curlies, In 200 years time this will be preached as the gospel, RD 2012, AD
Campbell Brodie-
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We were actually taught that spider nonsense at school! Mind you, they rammed religion down our throats too...
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