I've no clothes left...

Mermaid dragged me into the bedroom, nah, not what I thought.... she's made me fill up 6 bin liners with all my clothes she hasn't washed or ironed in the last 6 months. She says if I don't wear them I don't need them. All my drawers and cupboards are bare now. I'll have to go and buy more stuff....

I told him he had to make room for his new stuff. The charity shop is going to love me.

I think if were honest most of us have things we dont wear, Or cant get in, Janet has a system - She buys 2 and bins 2, That way i never see her trying to shut wardrobes, 2 normal 1 walk in, Jackets are my downfall, I seem to have loads,
I like a nice shirt too, Few pairs of trousers, Funeral and partys or weddings, 3 pair of Levis, then a whole bunch of work clothes, I better stop, I sound like Janet,