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    Post by Adam Mint Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 21:06

    Microwave Food.



    OK who reads the instructions other than “D/850W = 9 minutes”...

    Anybody seen the bit that reads “Beware of escaping steam when removing film lid to avoid scalding”, do they think we’re fecking stupid, obviously put there for women.



    Curiosity, burns, run under cold water, then what................



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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 21:10

    Adam Mint wrote:Microwave Food.



    OK who reads the instructions other than “D/850W = 9 minuets”...

    Anybody seen the bit that reads “Beware of escaping steam when removing film lid to avoid scalding”, do they think we’re fecking stupid, obviously put there for women.



    Curiosity, burns, run under cold water, then what................



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    OK...run over to the "Culinary delight" thread now and tell us what you had! Microwave Food. 3025408739
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    Post by Gypsy Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 21:11

    Adam Mint wrote:OK who reads the instructions

    No I don´t own a mircrowave Microwave Food. 1498946960
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    Post by Mermaid Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 21:13

    Did you get burnt?
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 21:15

    I don't know how to cook...microwaves are great when Mermaid isn't here. Microwave Food. 294053457
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    Post by Vera Lynn Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 21:42

    Suck it.. Microwave Food. 2839888827
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 21:46

    Vera Lynn wrote:Suck it.. Microwave Food. 2839888827

    Ah, fishermen's friends...Vince knows all them geezers...
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    Post by Gypsy Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 21:46

    It is only since joining this forum that I realise what a super sense of humour our Vera has Microwave Food. 2485877773 we must be a very bad influence but fun innit.
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    Post by cunningham Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 21:53

    jeckal and hyde?Microwave Food. 3025408739
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    Post by Vera Lynn Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 21:56

    cunningham wrote:jeckal and hyde?Microwave Food. 3025408739

    Sadly jeckal died... Microwave Food. 1498946960
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    Post by cunningham Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 22:03

    you dont need any oven at all, you are always dining out mum.lol!


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    Post by Perfectspecimen Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 22:27

    Hi H, you still here?
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 22:31

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Hi H, you still here?

    Hi Vince, I wasn't sure if you were still here. Do you want to pick your own horses (2) on "National" thread or are you happy with what you've got?
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    Post by cunningham Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 22:34

    still shakin it vince, no rugby on telly tonight.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 22:55

    Well H, thank Frank for that, had to watch Reading v Southampton tonight, 'Anyone watching this?' Nah, tele off then,Just as well, I have to get up at 7. Yes Reg, it is daylight.
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    Post by Adam Mint Sat 14 Apr 2012 - 15:37

    Vera Lynn wrote:Suck it.. Microwave Food. 2839888827



    “Suck It”, I don’t see the funny side of that,,, you ask a serious question on a respected forum with the view of gaining information and warning others of such dangers, and all that happens is you’re shot down in flames, mmm, bad choice of words, shot down.

    All I can say is I hope it never happens to you V...

    And Cam, it was a curry, and it was crap but at least I could eat it with one hand, plus Mermaid, I did not burn myself, I scalded myself, you would have to be an idiot to burn yourself using a microwave...

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    Post by Adam Mint Sat 14 Apr 2012 - 15:46

    Vera Lynn wrote:

    Sadly jeckal died... Microwave Food. 1498946960

    Are you sure, I thought he was just hydeing...



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    Post by Vera Lynn Sat 14 Apr 2012 - 17:48

    Adam think yourself lucky that you have two hands and only one got scalded!! It didnt put you off getting nine...ps there is a funny side of sucking it honest.. Microwave Food. 2485877773
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    Post by Adam Mint Sat 14 Apr 2012 - 18:18

    Shame I burnt scalded my finger...

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    PS; with two hands working I would have got 10, going to try rubbing some salt in the wound...
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