Apparently masturbation is good for you -- really, it is! Sexual relief releases a chemical which stimulates the brain, and in effect is a natural anti-depressant. Scientific researchers reckon that if a person were to masturbate every two hours, he would never feel depressed.So, that got me thinking... the government are always really happy, upbeat, and jolly people. This tends to prove what we have known all along: they are all a bunch of wankers
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Campbell Brodie
Topdog
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Self Abuse
Campbell Brodie-
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Age : 69
Location : Scotland
- Post n°2
Re: Self Abuse
Topdog wrote:Apparently masturbation is good for you -- really, it is! Sexual relief releases a chemical which stimulates the brain, and in effect is a natural anti-depressant. Scientific researchers reckon that if a person were to masturbate every two hours, he would never feel depressed.So, that got me thinking... the government are always really happy, upbeat, and jolly people. This tends to prove what we have known all along: they are all a bunch of wankers
Mermaid-
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Location : Scotland
- Post n°4
Re: Self Abuse
What is everyone on? the jokes are flying tonight
CaribeCelt-
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Join date : 2012-01-10
Age : 46
Location : Ireland
- Post n°5
Re: Self Abuse
They are all W***ing.
Perfectspecimen-
- Posts : 14451
Join date : 2011-08-15
Age : 70
Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur
- Post n°6
Re: Self Abuse
Sore knob for sure if you do that every 2 hours, gently does it!
Topdog-
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Age : 65
Location : England
- Post n°7
Re: Self Abuse
There speaks a man with practice