A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can"t believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving."Excuse me do I know you?" he asks."Yes, I think you are the father of one of my kids" she says.The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says, "feckin\' hell, are you the bird I shagged on me stag do, whilst your mate whipped me, and your other mate stuck a brush up my arse?""No," she replies, "I"m your son"s English teacher!"
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Err, Hic I'll read that again then.....
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thanks for making me laugh this morning 
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Haha! Nice one Kev!
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Heard that in 1987 first time, Seems to take a while to reach you southern plebs, And a few weeks to understand it, 
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Oi you, I was pissed last night, 
just goes to show the brain goes woolly with alcohol.
just goes to show the brain goes woolly with alcohol.Similar topics
