Why do doctors slap new born babies arses at birth?To make the dicks fall off the stupid ones.
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Gypsy
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thats me dead
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Re: thats me dead
Whoops, you're in trouble now.........
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One of my local pubs had a whole wall full of blond jokes just above the urinal, makes you laugh when as soon as women detect a bit of grey in their hair they rush out to buy some hair dye. And what colour do they choose? Yep, you got it.
Gypsy-
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For TD - What do you call the useless bit of fatty tissue at the end of a penis?
Answer. A man
and PS Why are all dumb blond jokes one-liners?
Answer So men can understand them.
Answer. A man
and PS Why are all dumb blond jokes one-liners?
Answer So men can understand them.
Mermaid-
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like it Gypsy
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What"s the difference between PMT and BSE?One attacks the cow"s brain and sends it feckin\' mental, and the other is some kind of agricultural problem
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If they get that you need to give them E's and Oxygen or summat.
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Topdog wrote:What"s the difference between PMT and BSE?One attacks the cow"s brain and sends it feckin' mental, and the other is some kind of agricultural problem