My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout
Time was when on its own
From my trousers it would spring
But now its just a full time job
To find the fecking thing
It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave
Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes,
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout
Time was when on its own
From my trousers it would spring
But now its just a full time job
To find the fecking thing
It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave
Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes,
