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    Scotland Male Posts : 23101
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    Age : 59
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    Post by Adam Mint Tue 22 May 2012 - 19:29

    Little Johnny’s neighbours had a baby, but he was born without ears.

    Johnny plus his mum and dad went to visit the baby and Johnny was warned not to mention its ears or he would get a spanking.

    Johnny looked in the cot and said “What a lovely baby, how’s his eyesight ?”.

    The baby’s mother said it was perfect.

    Johnny replied “That’s great, cos he’d be fu#ked if he needed glasses”...
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Age : 70
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 22 May 2012 - 19:34

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    England Male Posts : 30546
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    Age : 70
    Location : England
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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 22 May 2012 - 19:50

    Reminds me of the person finding out who somebody was in Brail, Slowly feeling their heads Mmm no eye brows, no ears, no hair, Scaly skin, "A snake" No, Niki Lauda New Baby 2761542443
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Post by Topdog Tue 22 May 2012 - 19:59

    Not another bloody hat
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    Adam Mint
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    Scotland Male Posts : 23101
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    Post by Adam Mint Wed 23 May 2012 - 2:46

    Mcqueen wrote:Reminds me of the person finding out who somebody was in Brail, Slowly feeling their heads Mmm no eye brows, no ears, no hair, Scaly skin, "A snake" No, Niki Lauda New Baby 2761542443

    Was going to post this one on the “Its Black & White” thread but thought it may upset some someone.

    What’s black and white and red all over, a picture of Ayrton Senna’s head on a checked flag...

    Double New Baby 2761542443 New Baby 2761542443 ......................
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