My names Pollye and I'm an alcoholic........

.......nah not really!
Friend of Tizzywizzy if that's what she's called on here. Member of the old forum but didn't frequent it for a long time as it got too censored.
I am a nurse working in Gynaecology (every man's dream job) live in Plymouth but have an apartment in Torviscas. Nurse in Gynae should give you a clue as to which way my humour lies!
Married with no kids and am working towards semi retirement on the reef.
I prob know others on here. I have kept the same name as I used on the old forum.
My first question is 'Where's that handsome hunk Harmonicaman!'?

Hi and welcome to this forum Pollye, good to see you here! Perhaps you can help us sort these blokes out

Harmonicaman is good looking isn't he?

Hi Pollye I was Zara on another forum and I remember your wicked sense of humour. I am sure you will have plenty of laughs here and give as good as you will get, especially you being a nurse and Reg with his own hospital entourage.

A warm from me.

They won't stand a chance!
Just trying to navigate round at the moment.

I bet Reg is glad his rim is better

Hope you can find your old avatar, that will make the men hot under the collar :Not me Guv:

Gypsy wrote:Hope you can find your old avatar, that will make the men hot under the collar :Not me Guv:

LOL Yeah I was dead sexy in that get up!

Found me! :adult2:

Hi Pollye, We have a Doctors surgery so your going to be busy, I'm still having trouble with movment of my right hip, Its not the joint i had an xray, I went to physio and was given some exercises to do, unfortunatly the young lady fell in love with me so i had to put a stop to our meetings, Not very professional, I didnt want her to lose her job and half my empire. Yes the sex would have been good but speaking from experiance that would wear off, and other things, So if you dont mind if any of us has a problem we could run it by you first, The hip is ok now, but this morning i noticed a rash I'd better pm you because its in a private place , (The rash not the pm)

Mcqueen wrote:Hi Pollye, We have a Doctors surgery so your going to be busy, I'm still having trouble with movment of my right hip, Its not the joint i had an xray, I went to physio and was given some exercises to do, unfortunatly the young lady fell in love with me so i had to put a stop to our meetings, Not very professional, I didnt want her to lose her job and half my empire. Yes the sex would have been good but speaking from experiance that would wear off, and other things, So if you dont mind if any of us has a problem we could run it by you first, The hip is ok now, but this morning i noticed a rash I'd better pm you because its in a private place , (The rash not the pm)

It's on your willy isn't it? Don't worry I won't tell a soul!

pollye wrote:

It's on your willy isn't it? Don't worry I won't tell a soul!

Does it look like this Reg?

Cruella de Vil wrote:Does it look like this Reg?

Dibs and dabs! Nasty little blighters! You will have to shave all your hair off then pour vinegar over the affected area! It really does work! :move1:

DISCLAIMER: Please do not ever take any advice from this person!

Hello Polly,I am Mermaid on here,decided to have a different name as this forum is different as you will notice.. I have just got in and seen you have joined us. I have never laughed so much reading your posts. You are going to liven the place up.

Hi Pollyantarse, nice plant that.
I had mcnabs, but got some crab paste,tasted horrid in my sarnies.
Reg has an old mate called Willy.
He has a nasty rash and sent me this pic to upload for you to check

Topdog wrote:Hi Pollyantarse, nice plant that.
I had mcnabs, but got some crab paste,tasted horrid in my sarnies.
Reg has an old mate called Willy.
He has a nasty rash and sent me this pic to upload for you to check

Ahem! I diagnose an itchy red rash what needs some itchy red rash ointment on it!
I'm bloody good at this you know! Should have been a doctor!

Welcome to the forum Pollye, you're going to fit in just fine!!

3rdforum wrote:Welcome to the forum Pollye, you're going to fit in just fine!!

I will try to be good! Honest!

pollye wrote:

I will try to be good! Honest!

Oh sod off then, we like you when you are bad we like you even more when you are very very bad

Even when you are wicked....

Hiya Pol! I've edited your first post a wee bit. So glad you've joined us. If you need help doing stuff, just shout. When you click on "Forum" on the main nav bar, you can scroll down to computer and forum help. Also, "FAQ" button is handy as well.

Aw, thought we had something in common, hic...





You a friend of



Can’t remember what I was going to say, think I going sterile..............................



If you’re in to yoghurt I started a thread on it, nice easy relaxing exercise.

The Lone Ranger wrote:Hiya Pol! I've edited your first post a wee bit. So glad you've joined us. If you need help doing stuff, just shout. When you click on "Forum" on the main nav bar, you can scroll down to computer and forum help. Also, "FAQ" button is handy as well.

Simple question and simple answer. Should never be edited

Ah but forget the D word,

welcome to the forum pollye
you won't know me as i'm not on any of the other forums but if you're a friend of mermaid and lone ranger you're a friend of mine :well1:

Hey Pollye,

Long time - no speak.

Welcome