Rec'd this in an email, think it sounds like the TFoF party
The Official Loony Party is launching its Manic-festo. Well thought out, Diverse and free from the knee jerk policies of the other parties they are confident that this manic-festo will stir the great British public to vote for the right party.
1. Health & Safety: We propose to ban Self Responsibility on the grounds that it may be dangerous to your health.
2. M.P's Expenses: We propose that instead of a second home allowance M.P's will have a caravan, which will be parked, outside the Houses of Parliament. This will make it easier as flipping a caravan is easier than flipping homes
3. Euro fit: The European Constitution which will be sorted out by going for a long Walk. "As everyone knows that walking is good for the constitution"
4. The speaker in the House of Commons will be replaced by the latest audio equipment
5. To help the Israel/Palestinian Problem, we will get rid of the old road map and replace it with a new sat nav instead
6. European Union: It is proposed that the European Union end its discrimination by creating a "Court of Human Lefts" because their present policy is one -sided.
7. Education: We will increase the number of Women teachers throughout the education system, as we are strong believers of 'Female Intuition'
8 Space 1969. We will ban all forms of Greyhound racing. This will help stop the country going to the dogs.
9. Afghanistan, Iraq and the War on terror. There’s nothing funny about this. However as we have not found any Taliban terrorists in Derbyshire. Our Soldiers can all come home now.
The Official Loony Party is launching its Manic-festo. Well thought out, Diverse and free from the knee jerk policies of the other parties they are confident that this manic-festo will stir the great British public to vote for the right party.
1. Health & Safety: We propose to ban Self Responsibility on the grounds that it may be dangerous to your health.
2. M.P's Expenses: We propose that instead of a second home allowance M.P's will have a caravan, which will be parked, outside the Houses of Parliament. This will make it easier as flipping a caravan is easier than flipping homes
3. Euro fit: The European Constitution which will be sorted out by going for a long Walk. "As everyone knows that walking is good for the constitution"
4. The speaker in the House of Commons will be replaced by the latest audio equipment
5. To help the Israel/Palestinian Problem, we will get rid of the old road map and replace it with a new sat nav instead
6. European Union: It is proposed that the European Union end its discrimination by creating a "Court of Human Lefts" because their present policy is one -sided.
7. Education: We will increase the number of Women teachers throughout the education system, as we are strong believers of 'Female Intuition'
8 Space 1969. We will ban all forms of Greyhound racing. This will help stop the country going to the dogs.
9. Afghanistan, Iraq and the War on terror. There’s nothing funny about this. However as we have not found any Taliban terrorists in Derbyshire. Our Soldiers can all come home now.
