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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 7 Jul 2012 - 21:43

    Sorry if I upset the apple cart. That better?
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Post by Topdog Sat 7 Jul 2012 - 23:51

    APPLiEd for a new passport.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 8 Jul 2012 - 8:33

    MAC in Gaelic means "Son of"...

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 8 Jul 2012 - 8:37

    Apple MAC the knife...

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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Post by Topdog Sun 8 Jul 2012 - 20:22

    Pink Lady.........Apple's - Page 3 Apple+6
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    Post by Jimandsi Sun 8 Jul 2012 - 20:34


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    Sorry Cam, I couldn't find a suitable village or road sign on the interweb.

    Bet you can though. Apple's - Page 3 294053457
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Post by Topdog Sun 8 Jul 2012 - 20:41

    Apple Valley
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 8 Jul 2012 - 21:04

    Jimandsi wrote:
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    Sorry Cam, I couldn't find a suitable village or road sign on the interweb.

    Bet you can though. Apple's - Page 3 294053457

    Here's one I made earlier...

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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 8 Jul 2012 - 21:08

    Mystic man, Thats your car innit Apple's - Page 3 2419626307
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 8 Jul 2012 - 21:11

    That is my batmobile, yes... Apple's - Page 3 871748619
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 8 Jul 2012 - 21:13

    I can see you and M coming out of the fog on your way to a funeral Apple's - Page 3 3025408739
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    Post by Jimandsi Sun 8 Jul 2012 - 21:26

    Lone Ranger wrote:

    Here's one I made earlier...

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    Thanks mate. Apple's - Page 3 294053457
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    Post by Adam Mint Mon 9 Jul 2012 - 2:42

    The Big Apple.

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    Post by Topdog Mon 9 Jul 2012 - 8:09

    Man invented an apple that could taste of anything. He went to Tesco to try and sell his idea. The chief taster at Tesco took a bite and said "lovely, Prawn Cocktail" man said turn it, "Roast Beef".
    Here try another said the guy, " Blackcurrant Sorbet", Turn it, said the man, "Cornish Pasty".
    Well what do yo think of my Apples then said the guy.
    "Great, can you make them taste like a woman's Fanny", said the guy from Tesco.
    3 weeks later the guy came back and said "here is the Apple you wanted, woman's fanny flavour"
    The bloke from Tesco took a bite and spat it out saying, "it tastes of shite"
    Turn it.
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    Post by 3rdforum Mon 9 Jul 2012 - 11:26

    Jimandsi wrote:
    Lone Ranger wrote:

    Here's one I made earlier...

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    Thanks mate. Apple's - Page 3 294053457

    Is that the place at the end of the pass with all the hairpin bends?

    Edit: Pity some eejit left his car there spoiling the view Apple's - Page 3 2931609686
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    Post by Jimandsi Mon 9 Jul 2012 - 11:52


    Yep, sure is and we had a (sort of) thread on it a little while ago.
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    Post by Adam Mint Tue 25 Sep 2012 - 18:51

    Apple's - Page 3 Aaaaa11

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