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Campbell Brodie
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Cruella de Vil
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    Orders please....

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    Post by Cruella de Vil Wed 11 Jul 2012 - 14:29

    I'm taking orders of these for Xmas, so if you send me your measurements you will have a custom made pair of your very own Orders please.... 871748619



    Orders please.... Willy_10
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    Post by innit Wed 11 Jul 2012 - 14:40

    Do you do a size for the larger man Orders please.... 2485877773
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    Post by CaribeCelt Wed 11 Jul 2012 - 14:50

    Orders please.... 3025408739 Orders please.... 3025408739 Brilliant,I would actually buy a pair of them for somebody as a joke.Orders please.... 3025408739
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    Post by Gypsy Wed 11 Jul 2012 - 16:26

    innit wrote:Do you do a size for the larger man Orders please.... 2485877773

    You mean with a big belly?
    Orders please.... Beerbelly
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 11 Jul 2012 - 16:32

    Could you cut a pair of eye holes in them...they'd keep my nose warm in the winter.
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 11 Jul 2012 - 16:51

    Better get a boat load of wool in then, Wonder if it itches Orders please.... 2419626307, Also what about your nads Orders please.... 3095951175
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    Post by Topdog Wed 11 Jul 2012 - 17:01

    Hope you didn't use Pete as a model, coz we all now know he only has a small willy. weather weather weather
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    Post by Cruella de Vil Wed 11 Jul 2012 - 18:13

    Innit send me your measurements and I will see what I can do Orders please.... 871748619

    Cam you can't cut holes in knitting.............ask Mermaid Orders please.... 3707059870

    I don't think it tickles your nads Reg............calm down now Orders please.... 4248600970
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    Post by Cruella de Vil Wed 11 Jul 2012 - 18:14

    Topdog wrote:Hope you didn't use Pete as a model, coz we all now know he only has a small willy. Orders please.... 4226408756 Orders please.... 4226408756 Orders please.... 4226408756



    Pfffffftt Pete is much bigger than that Orders please.... 871748619
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    Post by Topdog Wed 11 Jul 2012 - 18:44

    I will have one for my mat Gaz for Christmas, really small though but very long.
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 11 Jul 2012 - 18:45

    What gives with the short hand Orders please.... 3275847336
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    Post by Cruella de Vil Wed 11 Jul 2012 - 18:48

    I'm busy making a pink one for you Reg Orders please.... 871748619
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 11 Jul 2012 - 19:52

    I can do pink, It takes a man to wear pink Orders please.... 871748619
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    Post by Topdog Wed 11 Jul 2012 - 20:24

    Mcqueen wrote:I can do pink, It takes a man to wear pink Orders please.... 871748619
    Not for you then Reg.
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    Post by Davie Thistle Thu 12 Jul 2012 - 12:36

    Orders please.... 2485877773
    I. M saying nowt till I see my lawyer! Orders please.... 2761542443
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    Post by Topdog Thu 12 Jul 2012 - 14:35

    Davie Thistle wrote: Orders please.... 2485877773
    I. M saying nowt till I see my lawyer! Orders please.... 2761542443
    As he got a big willy then, alegedly.
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    Post by Daryn Thu 12 Jul 2012 - 15:17

    Orders please.... 4226408756 hahaha brilliant, might ask for one for crimbo
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 12 Jul 2012 - 18:54

    I need a straight jacket for mine, Has a mind of its own, Been getting me in trouble over 40 years, Think it would calm down by now, Not a chance, Orders please.... 1498946960
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    Post by Topdog Thu 12 Jul 2012 - 19:22

    Mcqueen wrote:I need a straight jacket for mine, Has a mind of its own, Been getting me in trouble over 40 years, Think it would calm down by now, Not a chance, Orders please.... 1498946960
    What like it grows when you see a car you like and droops so you piss on your shoes.
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 12 Jul 2012 - 19:24

    Orders please.... 871748619 NO

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