Alan's Book Now Available

Well... he's finished it... and I've been through and got most of the typos and grammar sorted hopefully, and the book went live today. It is only in eBook format at this time.

Some of you know that Alan walked across the seven Canary Islands earlier this year for charity. At the time a number of people said he should document his experiences... so he has. In his eyes, he has done this for his kids and grandkids... but if other people want to have a nosey, then that's fine too.

We're waiting for Amazon to provide links... but if you can't wait for that - then you can order the book direct from Alan via this link, and pay by PayPal:
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If you are expecting a pictorial gallery of Canarian joy, wonderfulness, and fluff... then don't read this book. However, if you like the ramblings of a middle aged miserable old git - then go ahead. Anyone who knows Alan will know what he is like. Afterwards you can all feel sorry for me for having to live with him!

Elle xx xx xx

Middle aged miserable old git - Well i cant imagine what that must be like . And is that how you spell Grammar ? I always thought it was Grammer , But then i'm bysexual so i wouldnt know ,

LOL - you nut!

I'll wait for the Amazon links and download it to Kindle Elle.

Coolio. He can email it in .mobi to you if that helps? He thinks Amazon will be a couple of days... so not too long to wait. I'll pop the links in as soon as I have them xx

I would rather have a book.
Will it be released as a book?

I look forward to reading about 'the miserable old git'

CaribeCelt wrote:I would rather have a book.
Will it be released as a book?

Not at the moment I'm afraid... but if enough people show interest in a paper format, then yeah he'll do some.

Sorry! xxx

Mermaid wrote:I look forward to reading about 'the miserable old git'

LOL Mermaid. I must admit that I was cringeing through parts of it myself. I did suggest that he add a bit of a "this is who I am... and I'm not fluffy" bit. It's certainly not for people wanting a happy go lucky read. I think he's managed to offend everyone at some point. *cough*.

Elle xx

Elle1971 wrote:Coolio. He can email it in .mobi to you if that helps? He thinks Amazon will be a couple of days... so not too long to wait. I'll pop the links in as soon as I have them xx

I've filled in the form and sent it Elle.

Sounds like i should be getting a copy, Offending people, My kind of guy, Well why not too many smug people about, Especialy them Christians,

Just read 'our chapter' what an amazing write up, can't wait to read the rest of the book, its going to be a fantastic and entertaining read!

Lone Ranger wrote:

I've filled in the form and sent it Elle.

Lovely! Thanks Cam! He's just waiting for his Frey Bentos (vomit in a tin) to finish cooking and then he'll be having his dinner. He'll throw it over then I think. He'll send you a PayPal invoice. xxx

LMAO McQueen! You and him would get on well I'm sure!

Ooh hello Stephen love! You got a couple of mentions I think... although Oscar was gushed about a bit too... as were Cathy's picnics lol.

Elle xx

I Look forward to reading Reg's auto-biography.

Hey Cam - you got mail! Thanks honey... that's paid for a bottle of wine for the weekend lol

LOL TopDog

Elle1971 wrote:Hey Cam - you got mail! Thanks honey... that's paid for a bottle of wine for the weekend lol

LOL TopDog

Got it Elle, thanks. I'll get round to it after "Game of Thrones"!

I shall read it too.

Enjoy it both! Just don't say I didn't warn ya

Auto biography, Who makes them ? Is there a diesel

As promised, the Amazon link is HERE if anyone wants it. xxxxx

I shall get Janet a copy for our anniversary, Then i can read it, Yes i know i spoil her but thats just the way i am

oh Stevie you are so romantic