I was in a club last night and a really ugly woman came up to me, she squeezed my butt and said, ''Give me your phone number.''
I said, ''Have you got a pen?''
She smiled and said, ''Yes.''
I said, ''Well you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're missing!"
I said, ''Have you got a pen?''
She smiled and said, ''Yes.''
I said, ''Well you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're missing!"
