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    The Sperm Test


    Spain Female Posts : 12662
    Join date : 2011-08-14

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    Post by Gypsy Tue 24 Jul 2012 - 10:43

    89 year old man goes to the doc and demands a sperm test.

    The Doc "what do you want a sperm test at your age for "?
    The old boy "I just married a 19 year old lass and she wants kids"
    The doc " well heres a container fill it up and bring it in tommorow"


    The doc "how did it go"
    The old boy "not very well"
    The doc "why"
    The old boy "well I tried with my left hand that did not work,
    So I tried my right hand that did not work either.
    Then she tried with both hands !!!!!! did not work
    So then she gets her gob round it!!!!

    But still cant get this bloody lid off!!!!" The Sperm Test 16779677

    Scotland Female Posts : 10440
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid Tue 24 Jul 2012 - 19:21

    The Sperm Test 2485877773I was drinking a cup of coffee when i read that. I almost spat it out over my computer

    Live life to the full now or it could be too late

    England Male Posts : 21279
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 61
    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog Tue 24 Jul 2012 - 20:33

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