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Another Olympic joke.

Campbell Brodie: Posts : 59106
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Another Olympic joke.

by Campbell Brodie Tue 14 Aug 2012 - 21:15

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want
to get in, but they haven't got tickets. What to do?

The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to
the gate. "McTavish, Scotland," he says, "Discus," and in
he walks.

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his
shoulder. "Warrington-Smythe, England," he says, "Pole
vault," and in he walks.

The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it
under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland," he says,"Fencing."

Topdog

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Re: Another Olympic joke.

by Topdog Tue 14 Aug 2012 - 21:46

Very god, my favourite ever is the wheel chair olympics joke

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Re: Another Olympic joke.

by Mcqueen Tue 14 Aug 2012 - 23:13

Fencing

Campbell Brodie

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Re: Another Olympic joke.

by Campbell Brodie Wed 15 Aug 2012 - 8:54

Topdog wrote: Very god, my favourite ever is the wheel chair olympics joke

If you can't put it on here, e-mail me.

Topdog

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Re: Another Olympic joke.

by Topdog Wed 15 Aug 2012 - 10:54

Lone Ranger wrote:

Topdog wrote: Very god, my favourite ever is the wheel chair olympics joke

If you can't put it on here, e-mail me.

its visual mate. You know the one about the Paralympic, sorry ONELEG I know you are one too, with no arms and no legs. Poor bugger drowned, cramp in his ears.

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Re: Another Olympic joke.

by Gypsy Wed 15 Aug 2012 - 10:58

Topdog

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Re: Another Olympic joke.

by Topdog Wed 15 Aug 2012 - 12:00

I will try Cam but you need to visualise it.
Man in wheel chair pushing his wheels real fast then draws his arm back and lets go of a disc, what event, Yes DISCUS.
Man in wheel chair pushing his wheels real fast then draws his arm back and lets go of a spear, what event, Yes JAVELIN.
Man in wheel chair pushing his wheels real fast then puts his arm under his chin and pushes a big lead ball into the air, what event, Yes SHOT PUTT.
Man in wheel chair pushing his wheels real fast then faster and faster,then starts banging his head, what event, Yes 110 METRE HURDLES.