A doggie tale...

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
The vet found that the problem was ear wax and hair clogging the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
...

Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."

Cruella de Vil wrote:My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
The vet found that the problem was ear wax and hair clogging the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
...

Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."

bloody good advice linda. where have you been?

Been here, there and everywhere Howard

Cruella de Vil wrote:Been here, there and everywhere Howard

I SEE

Reg knew that

Thought everybody did

Cruella de Vil wrote:Reg knew that

what reg doesn't know isn't worth knowing, mmm or should that read what reg knows isn't worth knowing

Cruella de Vil wrote:

hey linda, wheres my mum,is she in china yet?

Not there yet but will be shortly Howard

Cruella de Vil wrote:Not there yet but will be shortly Howard

ok, mums the word.

Hi Cru.

Hi there Mermaid

Hi Linda, so is your Snaurere OK.

cunningham wrote: what reg doesn't know isn't worth knowing, mmm or should that read what reg knows isn't worth knowing

I resemble that remark

Mcqueen wrote:

I resemble that remark

i knew you would. hey reg, ask the council to paint a murial on that new stand at headingley.

Topdog wrote:Hi Linda, so is your Snaurere OK.

Just dandy thanks TD

cunningham wrote: i knew you would. hey reg, ask the council to paint a murial on that new stand at headingley.

Funny you mention that, I saw a lad doing one on a antiques wharehouse, So i parked up and watched a bit,
Well impressed i was, Anyway i asked the lad to come and look at my place, I want the front of the garage to look like a tunnel with a mercedes coming out with its headlights on, And if he gets that right i then want a VW Camper van on the wall of next doors garage which is opposite my kitchen door, Coming next week to go over the sketch, and to tell me how much he wants, I could smell ganja coming from his roll up so it could end up like Ken Dodds face, (A Mess)

Mcqueen wrote:

Funny you mention that, I saw a lad doing one on a antiques wharehouse, So i parked up and watched a bit,
Well impressed i was, Anyway i asked the lad to come and look at my place, I want the front of the garage to look like a tunnel with a mercedes coming out with its headlights on, And if he gets that right i then want a VW Camper van on the wall of next doors garage which is opposite my kitchen door, Coming next week to go over the sketch, and to tell me how much he wants, I could smell ganja coming from his roll up so it could end up like Ken Dodds face, (A Mess)

at least ken dodd has still got his own teeth.

cunningham wrote:

How did you get up there ?, Oh never mind, Own teeth ?, You wouldnt want them at any cost, If somebody slammed a door in your face thats where you would stay, Happyness happyness The greatest gift that i posess

Mcqueen wrote:

How did you get up there ?, Oh never mind, Own teeth ?, You wouldnt want them at any cost, If somebody slammed a door in your face thats where you would stay, Happyness happyness The greatest gift that i posess

up where?

What a lovely day for going into an Antique shop and saying whats new, tickled I am.

Quite a few Diddy folk on here.