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    Four worms...

    Cruella de Vil
    Cruella de Vil
     
     


    Spain Female Posts : 3067
    Join date : 2011-08-22
    Age : 68
    Location : Somewhere in the Atlantic

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    Post by Cruella de Vil Wed 5 Sep 2012 - 11:43

    Four worms and a lesson to be learned !!!!

    A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
    Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
    ...
    The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
    The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
    The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
    The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

    At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
    The first worm in alcohol ... Dead .

    The second worm in cigarette smoke ... Dead .

    Third worm in chocolate syrup ... Dead .

    Fourth worm in good clean soil ... Alive…

    So the Minister asked the congregation,

    "What did you learn from this demonstration?"

    Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said
    "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,

    you won't have worms!"
    That pretty much ended the service!
    Mermaid
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    Scotland Female Posts : 10439
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid Wed 5 Sep 2012 - 12:48

    Four worms... 2485877773
    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 69
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 5 Sep 2012 - 16:08

    What a good moral to the story! Four worms... 3318427985

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