A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out
of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, He floored it to 100mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M1,
enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view
mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought
the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 120mph,then 130mph then 140mph
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this
nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the
police car to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the
driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift
ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you
can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll
let you go."
The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and
replied, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were
bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman
of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, He floored it to 100mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M1,
enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view
mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought
the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 120mph,then 130mph then 140mph
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this
nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the
police car to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the
driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift
ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you
can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll
let you go."
The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and
replied, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were
bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman
