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    ARE YOU INSURED FOR SEX?

    Gypsy
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    Spain Female Posts : 12655
    Join date : 2011-08-14
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    Post by Gypsy Tue 25 Sep 2012 - 9:04

    Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you may be getting. Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:



    Sex with your wife - Legal & General.

    Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

    Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.

    Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.

    Sex with a Fat bird - More Than.

    Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

    Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.

    Sex with an OAP - Saga !

    Sex with a transvestite - confused.com!
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    Perfectspecimen
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 70
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 25 Sep 2012 - 12:46

    You left out Sex with an animal - Comparethemeerkat. ARE YOU INSURED FOR SEX? 2419626307

    And how come nearly everyone I know my age in uk are with Swiftcover? They must like us old rockers. ARE YOU INSURED FOR SEX? 3025408739
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    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 69
    Location : Scotland
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Tue 25 Sep 2012 - 16:08

    I liked those... ARE YOU INSURED FOR SEX? 3318427985
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