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    Cigarette smugglers foiled.

    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 6 Oct 2012 - 15:36

    Approx. 2million cigarettes were discovered in a container in Santa Cruz being put on a ferry to Huelve. Customs officers became suspicious after the manifesto declared the container to be empty, so measurements of the inside and outside of the container showed major discrepancies and a secret compartment was found...Island Connections (exciting here innit?)
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 6 Oct 2012 - 20:58

    Amateurs.......
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    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 6 Oct 2012 - 21:10

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Amateurs.......

    Too clever by half Vince...just stuff as many packets as poss down the side of the suitcase, and walk though customs as if you had the biggest dick on the planet! Cigarette smugglers foiled. 3025408739
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    UK Male Posts : 40
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    Post by alishass2040 Wed 10 Oct 2012 - 10:26

    so bad
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    Post by Topdog Wed 10 Oct 2012 - 11:34

    He does though, not stuff the cigarettes, but he has a bigus Dickus, went in the toilet with him in Tenerife, he used the scupper hole in the floor.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 10 Oct 2012 - 16:35

    "How does that feel, Darling?" "Ooh" More! More!" "How about that, then?" "Oh! Some more please!" "Right I'm coming in the door now!" Hahaha! Cigarette smugglers foiled. 3025408739
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    Post by Topdog Wed 10 Oct 2012 - 17:56

    she stood by the window and said Vince take a run up, he did. Last minute sge moved and he pole vaulted 9 gardens.
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