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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 13 Oct 2012 - 18:18

    A man died after his car plunged 400ft off Beachy Head, That was the general idea, Lifeboat men risked their lives to get to him, Why ?, Cant believe they clear the mess up either, Next !!!
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 13 Oct 2012 - 18:23

    Looks like you forgot the link Reg.
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    Post by Mermaid Sat 13 Oct 2012 - 18:31

    here is the link.daily mail
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 13 Oct 2012 - 18:32

    Link ?, What from a newspaper, Hows that work then ? Oh is that that paste thing people go on about Mission acomplished 3275847336
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 13 Oct 2012 - 18:39

    Mcqueen wrote:Link ?, What from a newspaper, Hows that work then ? Oh is that that paste thing people go on about Mission acomplished 3275847336

    Full instructions here...How to link Mission acomplished 294053457
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 13 Oct 2012 - 18:40

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Looks like you forgot the link Reg.
    I thought you were barred ?, Wee one indeed
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 13 Oct 2012 - 18:41

    Lone Ranger wrote:
    Mcqueen wrote:Link ?, What from a newspaper, Hows that work then ? Oh is that that paste thing people go on about Mission acomplished 3275847336

    Full instructions here...How to link Mission acomplished 294053457

    I'l read that when i'm really really bored thank you Mission acomplished 1498946960
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 13 Oct 2012 - 18:47

    Yes Reg I cant be bothered either. There was one about Social Services and Eastenders the other day that probably had some mileage in it but nobody stuck it up........
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 13 Oct 2012 - 18:52

    Mcqueen wrote:
    I thought you were barred ?, Wee one indeed

    Now Howards gone missing I have to find new ways of exercising the finger Reg.
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    Post by Adam Mint Sat 13 Oct 2012 - 18:55

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Yes Reg I cant be bothered either. There was one about Social Services and Eastenders the other day that probably had some mileage in it but nobody stuck it up........


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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 13 Oct 2012 - 19:01

    Yep, thats it. Eastenders is fiction, I know that cos only about 5% of eastenders are white British, and most of them are probably lefties.
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    Post by 3rdforum Sun 14 Oct 2012 - 22:11

    How do they clear up the wreckage of the car or do they just leave it to the sea to clean up?
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 14 Oct 2012 - 22:28

    Scrap man will take it before dawn, Pal of mine decided to drive his Range Rover along the beach, Water sprayed up and it stalled, Had to leave it until the tide went out,, Not one bit of paint left on it, Sand in the locks , What a mess, Got the bus home, He used to work for me but he was reckless in everything he did, Had to bin him, He now has a little yard were he works and he lives in a camper van on site, Mission acomplished 1498946960, Piss head innit
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    Post by Topdog Sun 14 Oct 2012 - 22:31

    Next to the Pub on Beachy head there is a Chapel with a full time minister. You can walk down beachyhead Dermo, they will go through Burling Gap and round to retrieve.
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 14 Oct 2012 - 22:38

    Chapel ? WTF is the good of that, Take the people out of the cars and lob them over, Then sell the car for charity, Waste of a good car, just because they cant be arsed to walk ,
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    Post by Topdog Sun 14 Oct 2012 - 22:56

    They could have last thrill bungy jumping, extra long ropes. Give yer car over for two goes, in case you bring a friend
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    Post by Topdog Sun 14 Oct 2012 - 23:37

    Reg, how about "Reg's last drop swap shop". They bring the motor to exchange for a right old banger and you give a donation to the emergency services they drain. Could also do a clothes shop next door, they swap the designer gear for a few rags, same principal. copyright 2012
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Mon 15 Oct 2012 - 0:03

    Hmmmm, train line 2 miles away, trouble is they only do about 50mph. Too long to think about it, plus the foxes and rooks will get there long before the undertakers.........

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