Q - What is a vampire's least favorite meal?
A - Stake !!
Q - What do vampires enjoy most about baseball?
A - The bats
Q - What kind of toothpaste do vampires buy?
A - Ultra-Bite.
Q - What does a monster wear when it rains?
A - Ghoul-oshes.
Q - How did the monster predict his future?
A - With a horror-scope.
Q - What did the monster do when he lost his hand?
A - He went to a second hand store.